The Trump Truck Hits D.C. | The Daily Show
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The Trump Truck Hits D.C. | The Daily Show

(dramatic music) – [Donald Trump] Ted Cruz, I call him the lying Ted Cruz. He’s lying Ted. That stiff Mitt Romney, a total stiff. Who by the way, he’s a dope. He’s not a smart person I’ll tell you right […]

Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Moments
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Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Moments

Please welcome Nikki Glaser Nikki Glaser Nikki Glaser David Spade, the host with the most… step stools in your apartment. [ Laughter ] David, you’ve seriously influenced so many female comics’… haircuts. [ Laughter ] Tonight, Jeff is dressed as […]

Hashtags: #ThatWasCold
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Hashtags: #ThatWasCold

-And now I thought I’d share some of my favorite “That Was Cold” responses from you guys. This first one’s from @NatalieSchuyler. She says, “I was at the DMV getting my new license picture taken. The DMV lady looked at […]

The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Justin Bieber
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The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Justin Bieber

What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. [laughter and applause] It’s an honor to be at a roast hosted by Shaq’s dick. Wow, Ludacris and […]