– Today a lady at Albertsons told me I looked like Peter Dinklage. Working with that all day. What am I supposed say to that, in what role? What are you supposed to say to that? I’m doing good though. […]
>>>HEY, EVERYONE. IT’S ME, SCARLETT.>>AND ME AIDY. >>AND THIS PAST WEDNESDAY ALL OF THE FEMALE CAST MEMBERS AND I PROUDLY PARTICIPATED IN A DAY WITHOUT A WOMAN, WHICH MEANS WE DIDN’T COME INTO WORK AT ALL.>>AND BECAUSE A LOT OF […]
Hi, everybody. I’m Mekki. I’m Moroccan. Most of my family still lives over there in Africa so I don’t know why I look like this, either. But– (audience laughs) Moroccans are supposed to be like really hot or something but […]
In a very real way, for the next five minutes, fucking zone out, I know they made… They made, like, an announcement topic, don’t be on your phone, pay attention, we’re taping. I would say, “zone out.” (audience laughs) Standup […]
hey you’re the one that said you want to fight me… see me there and fight me ehhhh morale: high” morale high”morale high your trying me oh its not my hieght oh forget about your age oh i wil beat […]
Are there Jewish people here? [cheers and applause] Oh, my God, this is like a JCC. Wow. Where’d you go to camp? [laughter] You’re Jewish? Did you go to sleepaway camp? [stammers] Um… [laughter] I do a lot of shows […]
Uncle Mark, you look like a freak. I’m hungry. Is it now that you know that you are hungry?! Now that we’re late for the audition, you know that you are hungry. If I slap you eh… You are not […]
