BUT I’M CELEBRATING, I FINALLY JUST SLEPT WITH MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH. [cheers and applause] RIGHT? THANK YOU. THANK YOU, BUT I SWEAR, NOW HE, LIKE, EXPECTS ME TO GO TO HIS GRADUATION. [laughter] LIKE I KNOW WHERE I’M GONNA […]
-Welcome to The Daily Show. -Thanks. W… This is so, so, so good having you here. Uh, I’ve been a fan of Formula One my entire life. I know most Americans are like, “What is that?” -(laughter) -Mm-hmm. -But now […]
What’s up Vogue Hommes, It’s Cody. We’re here in Milan today. It’s 8 am. We’re going to the Fendi show. I’ve yet to order my coffee. You saved my whole life! Italian fantasy? Going out on Lake Como with George […]
If I’m at home a day, you know I’ll get up, I’ll walk with my daughter, maybe we’ll go get coffee, we’ll come home on maybe go, and work in my studio. When you’re on the road so much sometimes, […]
The Super Bowl was last night. Um, I was supposed to watch it. Oh, shit. Well, whatever. You guys, uh, don’t seem super sporty, but I’m gonna walk you through it. Let’s just skip to the halftime show, okay? J.Lo […]
– Alright here we are. Comedy, huh? We’re really doing it folks. Yeah good times, you guys are drinking. That’s fun, I like to drink. I gotta cut back. I actually got let go from a job once for being […]
The landline. The landline is super fun. I really miss the landline. But, the best thing about the landline is you can look like you’re thinking when you’re using the landline. Like when you’ve to lie, it’s very dramatic. You’re […]
– Alright, Reed Morano I have a question. So “The Rhythm Section” is this high intensity action film with a woman at the center of it and I rarely see those type of films, so why do you think it […]
You will get dunked by Louis 8 Fuck off my old bitches Konnichiwa to hot girls I’ve been ballin like baller Called me young rich NIGO Bitches call me papa I moved quick , lm pop out You will get […]
I’m going to make tea for you. – Tea. Yeah. I’m going to make tea. – Yes. Yeah. Because I keep saying ‘Chai Time’, ‘Chai Time’ and… and this time, I’m going to make it ‘coz… I think I want […]