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SML Movie: Bigfoot!

Junior: So guys, what do you want to do today? Cody: Ooh, I know. Joseph: Oh, I don’t know, dude. Junior: You wanna watch TV? Joseph: Oh, yeah, let’s watch TV. Junior: Okay, we’re gonna watch TV! Cody: Okay, I […]

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Dog!
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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Dog!

(Mario Snoring) Jeffy: Hey, Daddy. Hey. (psst) Hey daddy. Mario: What do you want, Jeffy? Jeffy: Um, can me and Pee Pee Suck go outside and play? Mario: Sure, sure Jeffy just leave me alone I’m taking a nap.. Jeffy: […]

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Mario Kart: The Movie – Official Trailer [HD]

In a world where winning is everything. One man had it all, then walked away. Hey you’re Mario, the racer! No, I’m-a just a plumber. A former champion, hitting rock bottom. Luigi ever since Mario’s retirement from Go Karting, you’ve […]

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Wifi Problem!
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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Wifi Problem!

*grunting* *dont change this one, it is perfect* Stupid 12 year olds! I’m wrecking you kids! (savage) Uh *360 CARSCOPE* UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHH (Everyone Cheering In The Game) How does Jeffy’s nuts taste?! *grunt* *grunt* *again* *grunt* *3rd time* *grunt* *4th […]

Movie Theater Etiquette
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Movie Theater Etiquette

Welcome to the Glove and Boots Movie Review! Let’s take a look back at the best films we saw this year, shall we? I saw nothing. I got kicked out of, like, 8 movie theaters last month alone! Ugh… That’s […]

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Birthday Wish!
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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Birthday Wish!

JEFFY: Hey, Daddy, why can’t I see anything? Am I blind? MARIO: No, Jeffy. You’re not blind. I put a blindfold on you because I got you a birthday surprise. No, jeffy your not blind i put a blindfold on […]

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Cat Piano Problem!
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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Cat Piano Problem!

Mario: So uh, what do you want to do today? Rosalina: Well, we can always- (meowing) Mario: Jeffy, stop it! No cat piano today! Jeffy: But I wanna play my cat piano, daddy. Mario: Well, it’s annoying Jeffy. I don’t […]

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Home Alone!
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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Home Alone!

(Jeffy) Hey daddy what doing? Jeffy, what is that? ME Uh! x1 Jeffy… Uh! x2 Wha-what is that? (JEFFY) It’s a voice changer, Daddy. See? Watch. Uh! x3 Hey, Daddy. I stuck my finger in my butt. “Ahh!” You don’t […]

SML Movie: The Test!
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SML Movie: The Test!

Alright, class. And that is how a photosynthesis work: You take a picture of a flower, and the flower grow. So, does anybody have any question? Yeah, uh, uh, I-I have a question: Um, h-how would that even work? Because […]

SML Movie: Jeffy The Rapper 2
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SML Movie: Jeffy The Rapper 2

Jeffy: Tacos gave me diarrhea, diarrhea, DIARRHEA! Tacos gave me diarrhea and it is in my pants! Mario: Jeffy, stop it! Don’t sing about stuff like that it’s gross! (BTW, all of the parenthesis are from iSunnyD) (doorbell rings) Jeffy: […]