[Dogs Barking In the Distance] [Crow Squawking In the Distance] [Light Switch Turing Flipped On] [Soft creeking wooden boards] [Loud sound of wood straining, shutters slammed closed, then quickly breaking open] [More wood bending, straining to break free] [Heavy walking […]
After I recorded my comedy special Ginger Kid, Danny Jolles called me back up on stage to do a Q&A and something incredibly bizarre happened at the end of that. Now unfortunately, that footage was completely lost until now. The […]
¡Te pesqué! Vaya susto que te he dado, ¿eh Wong? ¡Maldito seas Lee!, casi arruinas mi cena. ¡Serás capullo! ¿Qué clase de monstruo vas a pescar esta noche Wong? Era un calamar gigante ¡imbécil! Tenía al menos cinco metros de […]
There are one of those days Days when I suddenly feel all alone When I feel like I don’t belong anywhere And my head is hanging down Whenever those days come, you tell me How precious I am At those […]
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If you look up at the night sky in any direction, past all the stars and more stars and galaxies and superclusters of galaxies… you will see light that has been traveling for 13.7 billion years to reach earth. It’s […]
Our oxygen tanks won’t last forever. And in the end, the sea is not going to spare us. All human beings must be provided with fish’s gills. We’ll scavenge the entire ocean until we find the answer. Because we have […]
