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The Border Wall Is Falling Down

>>NEWLY INSTALLED PORTIONS OF THE BORDER WALL ALONG THE U.S.-MEXICO LINE HAVE COLLAPSED, KNOCKED DOWN BY HIGH WINDS.>>YESTERDAY, A NEWLY BUILT SECTION OF THE WALL IN CALIFORNIA COLLAPSED.( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪>>A VERY MAJOR […]

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Democratic Primary Gets Weird As Iowa Caucus Draws Near

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. IT IS FRIDAY. IT IS FRIDAY, MY FRIENDS. IT IS FRIDAY FOR YOU OUT THERE WATCHING AT HOME. BUT I’M GOING TO PULL BACK THE SHOWBIZ CURTAIN […]

Steve Martin Washes Up Before His Late Show Performance
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Steve Martin Washes Up Before His Late Show Performance

HEY, STEVE.>>HEY, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>AH, JUST CLEANING UP THE OLD BANJO FOR THE SHOW. IT IMPROVES THE TONE.>>Stephen: I WOULD NOT HAVE THOUGHT THAT.>>OH, YEAH, YEAH. IT’S AN OLD PROFESSIONAL SECRET.>>Stephen: OH, WOW.>>IT’S REALLY BEEN GOOD.>>Stephen: ANYWAY– […]