TAKING A BUCKET BATH IN INDIA : STAND UP COMEDY – Kenny Sebastian

TAKING A BUCKET BATH IN INDIA : STAND UP COMEDY – Kenny Sebastian


Okay, how many of you guys
have had a bucket bath? Wait. Don’t get excited. With one bucket of water. Yeah. Yes. No. No.
You don’t understand. No. If you use more than
one bucket of water a family member will not be
able to take a bath. That is the situation. This usually happens to me when I go to my native place. So, in Kerala,
where I am from… in our village, the bathroom is away
from the house. Are you serious? Yeah, I know. Because…
I’ll clarify your doubt. What is that? Why is the bathroom outside? I’ll tell you. I’ll tell you. Then I don’t expect
you to get shocked. We will look into it. So, if the shit goes down,
literally, the house is safe. I’m not making this up. It’s actually a fact. Now, I will guide you through a typical one bucket
of water bath. Okay So imagine there is a 3D hologram of
a bucket right here. It is revolving, okay. You divide the bucket into three parts because we are
descendants of Aryabhatta. The first part of the water is used
for wetting the body. All you guys are middle class,
bloody liars. The middle part is
for removing the soap. The last part is
for emergency situations. Obviously,
it’s damn cold, the water. ‘Coz you can’t use the geyser. If you switch on half the village
will have no electricity. Okay, so. Super cold, super
cold water. What do you do? You’re a man so you put
on your chest first. Put on your chest. It can take it. You put it on your chest,
slips through…uh, thermostat. It goes to your thermostat. This is the temperature
controller of your body. Do not screw with this area. Any of you have gone for
a bike ride in heavy rain The moment your balls are wet… Why? It was so romantic
few seconds back. You guys don’t want
to talk about it. It’s wet right now, Kenny. It didn’t rain, I’m just… So, this thermostat
cannot be affected. So, Done.
– Okay. So, I just have to wet
my hair and you are done. Because people forget
the most important part which is the back. Half the population of India
does not wet the back. And they also take for granted
how sensitive it is. So, yeah, I can do this. Straight to the thermostat again.
I don’t know how. There is a valley directing it. I don’t understand. The whole purpose is to screw with you. So, now, your whole body is wet. You are ready
for the soaping stage. Okay So, obviously you can’t
have shower gel here. Shower gels are amazing. It is an amazing privilage to have. It comes in those beautiful
transparent bottles. With stars in them. Gives you hope, you know. One day I’ll be rich. But, no.
What you have is Medimix. Do you guys know
what Medimix is? Yeah? I am sorry for you. I am not talking about
the new nice transparent Medimix
that you can see through. Not that one. I am talking about
that dirty green one. It sometimes changes colour
according to when you find it. Today I am brown, okay And it’s obviously not that…
it is super thick. You okay, man? Are you okay? Do you want some water? I don’t want you to die
on my show, man. It will be horrible. Those are really hard. Like that’s great self-defense. If someone comes to
the bathroom… Medimix strikes again. You can make a house with it. Use it like bricks and shit. I’m sure you can
deflect bullets. If John F Kennedy had
a bar of Medimix on his chest, he would be with us today. Okay, so anyway. And it is not even
that thick Medimix. It is that iPhone 6 slim. Barely even existing Medimix. And the hair of your family is in it. It’s the truth. It’s the truth. If you give it to scientists,
they can clone your entire family. Like, back to your grandparents. So now, you don’t have enough water. You don’t have enough soap. So you have to prioritise
which body part gets soap. For guys, the first
and foremost is armpits. Okay. For guys arm pits is bath. Like, I’m done. Here. No guy here washes their legs. Yeah, no. And if any guy does wash their legs because they are dating
a girl who makes him civil. Because guys are like, yes,
I am done with my bath. She says, ‘Show me your legs?’
Mama, sorry. See. Half the guys have not even
seen their legs. Oh, shit. Like, you can do carbon dating and find the beginning
of dinosaurs and shit. Because you didn’t bother
to clean your legs. ‘Coz guys are like… Anyway I am standing on water, so… I am done. That’s why guys don’t wash it.
Too much. They will do the armpits,
the crotch, they will do the face. The order is very important. ‘Coz you don’t have enough water. So you do arm pits,
face and crotch. Okay Now you are fully soaped
and you have removed the soap. You are like, ‘Kenny,
this has to be the most economical way to take a bath’. It is the one bucket water.
No guys. Our parents have tweaked
this to the ultimate level for efficiency. Just by squatting on the floor. If you put water, it wets the hair,
hits the floor and bounces on your thighs. Head and thighs at the same time. Optimized! And few people are privileged at the end of their bath to have
little water remaining and do this. That is the pursuit of happiness!

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  1. This is the funniest video of yours…It reminds me of my hostel days where we literally used to get one bucket of hot water and I have enjoyed pursuit of happiness a lot of times๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—

  2. The cold water thing is soooo true…… especially in the rainy seasonโ›ˆ๏ธthe water is soooo damn cold…..๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

  3. Hihi. I like that medimix part..n actually Im one of those who mostly have the pursuit of happiness!!! Thanks buddy.. So relatable jokes.. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘

  4. I never knew Other people also faced all the problems I ever faced while bathing…..โค Dammmmnnnnn Relatable Man….

  5. I still do the one bucket bath. By the way medimix was a good soap! I liked it as a kid. I don't know about the transparent one though. Kenny is humourous as always. ๐Ÿ˜

  6. Those who dont wash their legs, may hv seen the carbon dating, dinasaurs shit nd all in their feet๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Malayali๐Ÿ˜. But i don't thinl kerala have that much of an issue coz its awarded the best state in india continuously.

  8. From which part of Kerala r u in?
    I definitely can't relate it to anything u said, even though I do agree on that bathroom thing๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  9. @6:20 . . The pursuit of happiness ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ
    I'm with u broo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Keralites are sooo very hygenic.most of us take bath twice a day..water is not sooo scare thing here..cuz we get full 6 mnths rain in year.but kenny you rocks..

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