Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

-Can you see me by the way? Uh, yeah.
-Okay, good. ‘Cause I just was wondering,
’cause I under– Didn’t you just
get Lasik surgery? -I did.
How do you know that? [ Laughter ] -You got Lasik surgery,
which is a major surgery. -It i–
Yeah, but, um… [ Laughter ] I did, but I don’t —
I don’t even tell people that. -But you can see me perfect?
I just want to make sure, yeah. -No, it was great.
I really can see very well. -Do you take painkillers or
anything when you do that stuff? [ Laughter ] Well, I mean, do they give you
like laughing gas or something? -They definitely give you
some pretty hard-core pills after you…
-Yeah. -…have a laser in your eye.
What is going on? [ Laughter ] -So you’re saying —
So, post-surgery, you’re a little loopy?
You know? You have things on your eyes?
And — -What’s happening right now? [ Laughter ]
[ Drumroll ] -Your mom may or may not have
videotaped you after surgery. [ Audience “Oohs,” applause ] [ Laughter ] And she gave us the video. [ Laughter and applause ] -For the television? -Wait.
This is a world premiere. You got to check this out. [ Drumroll ]
[ Cheers ] This is Taylor Swift,
post-surgery. You were, like,
freaking out over a banana. [ Laughter ] Anyway, here’s Taylor at home
after her Lasik surgery. Video taken by her mom.
Take a look at this. This is real. -Okay, so, she found —
she found a snack. -That wasn’t the one I wanted. [ Laughter ] -Stop, you can’t cry. That’s not supposed to be
what you’re doing. -I tried to get this one. -Okay, I’m gonna
get the other one for you. Okay. -I wanted this one,
but what do we do with this now? -I’ll eat it.
I’ll eat it. It’s mine.
-But it doesn’t have a head. -Honey, it’s fine.
I don’t need a head. -Okay. I’m crying.
I’m fine. -Don’t —
You don’t want to cry. That’s not what you want to do. -Sometimes it doesn’t
go your way. [ Laughter ] -Don’t fall asleep
eating a banana, okay? -I’m not asleep. My mind is alive. -Okay. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Don’t be mad.
Don’t be mad. Don’t be mad at me.
Don’t be mad at me. I made some calls. -Oh, my God!
-I may have made some calls. -That’s on television.
-Me and your mom — [ Laughter ] You goes,
“This one doesn’t have a head. What are we gonna do with it?”
[ Laughter ] Me and your mom stayed in touch.
-Wait. She was kind enough
to drive me there but cruel enough to film it
and give it to you? [ Laughter ]
-Yes, that’s what — That’s what a good mom does.
-Ugh! -I love you, Mom! That’s what a good mom does. -I was —
You notice the — I had these goggles on,
which are really high fashion. But then they had
to tape it to my head. -Yeah, and you’re
not allowed to cry. And just — Oh.
The whole thing was so funny. -But I was crying, I think,
over a banana. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my God. -Anyways, tell your mom
thanks again for that. -Oh.
-She’s the best. -You know what?
I’m gonna tell her something. [ Laughter ] -Let’s talk
“Saturday Night Live.” You’re on “SNL.” You’re great
on “Saturday Night Live.” And you’re good at live. Last time I saw you was
at the “Time 100” — -I’m sorry. I can’t think
about anything else. [ Laughter ]
I had like — -Dude, it’s my favorite. We watched it in the office
like 20 times today. I’m like, “Oh, my God.”
[ Laughter ] “This is not real. I can’t
believe we have this footage.” You’re like, going like,
“But this is the wrong one. I wanted the other one.” You’re like, “What do we do
with this banana?” And she’s like,
“We’ll take care of it.” You go,
“But this doesn’t have a –” -“But its head is gone!”
[ Laughter ] -“It doesn’t have a head.”
Oh, my gosh. It just was so cute.
It made me laugh. -Well, okay.
So, I was at a party, like, a couple months ago,
and I had like 2 1/2 mojitos. And then the next day, drunk — #DrunkTaylor was like
number-one trending on Twitter. -Yeah, I saw that. [ Cheers and applause ] -Because, you know,
I go, like, from zero to legitimately thinking I’m
a wizard within like two drinks. [ Laughter ] -“I’m a wizard.” Yeah.
-Like, really thinking like — -You were fun, though. You were dancing around doing —
you’re dancing — -Yeah, but thinking about
the fact that that went as far as it did, and then
we’ve got this happening… [ Laughter ] -This would be — This is Lasik.
-…that you’ve done this now. -This is Lasik lover.
#LasikLover. [ Laughter ] #LasikLover.
Um, “SNL” — -I can’t even be mad. I’m just impressed
that you infiltrated my family. [ Laughter ] I don’t even know
how you did that. Nobody has my mom’s number.
Like, how did — -Yeah, I asked
for your mom’s number. But, yeah,
we’ve been friends for years. -Oh, well, you know,
news to me. This is great.
[ Laughter ] -What — What songs
are you doing on “SNL”? Can you say?
Have you said? -Yeah, I’m fine with saying.
-You can? -I mean, I’ll tell —
Well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic,
just ’cause it’s fun. But I’ll probably do “Lover.”
-Want to point at them? Ooh.
-I’ll do “Lover,” but in a way that I haven’t performed it
before, which — [ Cheers and applause ] And then I’m gonna do a song
that I have never performed before at all, live.
-Wow. -So…
-That’s a scoop! I’ll take that scoop. Taylor Swift, everybody.

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  1. She quotes beautiful things even when she's dosed. Like half asleep.

    Taylor: I am not asleep. My mind is still alive.

  2. I dont know why the americans need such harsh drugs over here in europe i ve never seen anyone like that after a small surgery like pulling teeth or laser therapy or whatever this is ridiculous lol you just like to be high… admit is 😉

  3. I still remember during the 2016 election when Trump supporters used to make shoops of Taylor Swift, and Eminem dressed in Nazi outfits to make it seem like they had celebrities supporting their quest to kickstart the 4th Reich, and used to post them on the same chat boards where they now post their "manifestos" before they go on mall shooting sprees to "make America great again" by murdering Americans for "shopping while brown". If you see haters in the comments talking badly of her, that's them being salty because she told them off

  4. Christine Baranski! I’ve been trying to figure that out for a long time. T. Swift looks like a baby Christine Baranski!

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  6. We will never hear the end of this. Taylor will be writing albums about the day Jimmy embarrassed her for the next 10 years. Taylormageddan is coming lol.

  7. I’m starting to realize that my cousin reminds me a lot like Taylor, like they look kinda similar. I also never knew how funny she was, I like it

  8. She was a little bit Annoyed
    But due to being on his show-She had to be Cool
    Because if she lost it
    That would've been seen all around the world!
    Funny how being on TV changes people lol!

  9. Jimmy : your mother may or may not have given us a video tape of you post surgery
    Taylor : for the television show

  10. Congrats you can afford to have laser eye surgery so you don't need glasses hmm sure 90% of the population cant relate and have better things to spend money on

  11. This Taylor girl still around can we give her tariffs and sanctions.. from all the weiners she has had ?…. And that are yet to come,?

  12. The clip was really cute 👌 she is really awesome ♥️
    The part when she said “i not asleep my mind is alive”😂😂😂😂😂
    We love you taylor♥️

  13. Alison please stop playing games with my ❤️ I am only a boy looking at and dreaming about you the princess… you embarrass me so much it literally hurts like 💀 incoming… please it’s unbearable

  14. Me taking naps in classroom

    Teacher – why are sleeping in the class!?!!!!!!

    Me – I am not asleep , my mind is alive 🙏😌

  15. If by "Mom" you mean Taylor Swift then yes, she gave them the tape. LOL Swift knows not to let anything out without her knowledge. #DUH

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