-“Tonight Show,” Larry Sanders.
Scene one, mark. -Dude.
-Unh! Can you believe I’ve been
doing this for five years? Thank you.
-I can. Actually, I can. -You know what
the traditional gift is for a five-year anniversary? [ Laughing ] I took the whole tray. He’s such an animal. He took the whole tray. -No way. It’s gonna be great.
It’ll be fantastic. I’ll just —
I’ll just act surprised. -Oh, yeah. You’re gonna act surprised. [ Laughs ] Sorry. Okay. -Yeah, surprise — Hey. Hey, fella. Fella, you can come
out of hiding. -Danny, come back out, Danny.
-It doesn’t matter. It’s almost good
that he’s not there. -Yeah. Yeah, guess what? Surprise is over. -[ Laughs ] -What the hell crawled up
your ass and died? [ Laughter ] -At least he’s still combing
his hair with a sneaker. -What did she say? -That’s right. “At least he’s still combing
his hair with a sneaker.” -[ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] -Go away. I was hoping this was
gonna fly away, but — -[ Laughs ] ♪♪ My God.
Oh, my God. -I’m out of here. I’m gonna sell my wares —
Sorry. -Hey. -Jasper Hogs, Big Loud N–
Management, with the band. -Do it again.
-Sorry, blew it. Hey, Jasper Hogs, Big Loud
Entertainment, with the band. -Big Loud Management. -Aah! -You blew it! -I’m gonna do exactly
what I was doing. -I wouldn’t change a thing. -Yeah, no, I’m not going to, ’cause I’m actually
reading my e-mail. -I’ll be taking —
Do that again. I’ll be shopping my wares some– I’ll get it. I’ll be shopping my wares
somewhere else. -I can keep doing this
all night. Seriously. I’ll just keep doing this. -No, that was great.
That was really… -That’s a wrap. [ Cheers and applause ] -So weird. Are we done?
This day is so weird. It’s freaking me out.