The Weirdest Children’s Channel On YouTube

The Weirdest Children’s Channel On YouTube


wHaT’s uP, Greg, I hope you’re all having a Great Dane and welcome back to my channel. This is another episode of Okay, so I know that I’m probably a little bit late on this trend, like probably… 2 years late, on this trend but… Why is everybody so obsessed with slime all of a sudden? Or at least I assume everyone is because it’s literally all over my explore page all the time. Videos of people touching slime, folding it over poking it, slime ASMR. I just feel like a couple years ago just like hundreds of slime Instagram accounts, YouTube channels, Twitter accounts that just like popped into existence out of nowhere and now “everybody” is obsessed with slime. Pretty much every kid’s channel on YouTube has also jumped on the slime bandwagon, but nobody has jumped on the slime bandwagon quite as hard as Collins Key Collins Key has been a very heavily requested topic for me to talk about on this channel for quite some time. But I’ve always tried to steer clear of talking about Collins Key. And the reason for that is that I’m scared I’m very scared of his videos GiVe Me ThE sTrAwS! GIVE EM TO ME!!! I’ve literally sat down to make this video like 20 times not even recording it. Just…watching his videos to try to find good ones to talk about in a video. But you know what? Today I’m feeling brave. I think I can do it. I think that I can finally sit down and react to a Collin’s Key video. This video is called “Mystery Wheel of Slime Challenge 2” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA So I guess this is… The much awaited sequel of mystery wheel slime challenge. The viral sensation that everybody’s been talking about. Finally, we have a sequel. So in most of the videos this dudes making slime with his brother. They’re just in the kitchen fucking… whipping up slime So in this video they’re doing this challenge where they’re spinning a wheel and whatever ingredients the wheel lands on, uh, is what they have to make the slime out of. Let’s check it out. Video: You challenged us to make slime with blenders! (Showcasing blenders to some weird suspense music.) sh000k “Alright, let’s spin for the first blender ingredient 3, 2, 1. Alright, I got white glue” “And I got packing peanuts” “Wait, dude, you’re starting without me?!” “Yeah.” “Well, how do I get mine?” “Oh, well, don’t worry Devan cuz I’ve actually ordered something which should be delivered right about now” Y̷̧͎͈̭͇̰̯̹̖̑̌͋̇̈́̒͒̚̚͠E̴͕̺̅̃ͅË̴̻̟̟̲̟T̴͈̘̝̉̑̓̊̃̾̚̕ “DUDE! It’s the yeet delivery service! Number 4 in America! These are ma shakes, bro!” “What do you keep on talking about shakes for?” “Because these are my shakes bro, I ordered them” “I thought these are my packing peanuts Collins.” “Ah, there we go” *my brain hurts* “Cheers” “Cheers, yes, and I guess I gotta return this now. A F̴̧̞͇̱̭̭͊L̵̨̧͔̪̠̤̖̦͔̺̋̔́̋͗̑̐͜͝È̶͕̞̻̮̦͔͌͋ͅE̷̬͌͐͠T̸̛͖̱̜̝͗̍̕͝!” I lied. I can’t do it. Fuck this. I can’t. I’m sorry. When I came across this video I watched this clip, this beginning clip, Like 50 times and it amazes me every time. And it’s because I don’t think I could have ever imagined anything this bad if I tried. I think this might be the worst thing. Just the worst thing That could happen Ä̵̧̨̡̢̡̧̨̡̨̢̧̧̧̨̡̧̨̧̨̢̨̧̢̛͉͔̞̱̥̟̹̳̜̭͔̭͚̥͕̥͎̣͎̞̟͍̜̻͓̮͈̱͖̲̞̜͔͙̮͔̣̻̞̥̟̜̺̙̝̳̪͈̺̰͖̩͈̜̼̪̤͉̯̫̦̹̰̜͚͎̣͓̩̞̞̮̥͙̳̦͙̞͇̝̳̙̟̟̺̪̜̹̻̠̬͉̲̖̰̟̯͙͚̦͍͉̟͙̰̫͉͍͕͚̳̬̼͖̫̭̼̬̞̬̠̻̘̜͖͙̦͈͓̝̤͕̰͓͉̬͎̻̺͕̖̤̪̣͙̳͙͚͍̯͓̬̥͇̥̜͈̹̱̫̟̝̝̦͍͔̤̪̦̟̭̙̥͇̤̳̜̝̭̘͓̘̮̫͇̜̜̫̼̙̖͚̱͖̝͖̹̮̮̼̦̲̻̻̺̝̹̳̖̝̙̩̦̱̠͎͙̺̪̦͇̳̤̙̩͕̝͙͍̥͔̫̮̘͚͙̥͖͕̠̹̤͔̹̣̰̝̜̼͕̤͇̲̬́́̐̀̐̈́̉͋̃̏͛̀̄͂͐̌̒̾̏̾̈́̊̏̀͐̑̾̀̀́͋́͑̈́́̈́͋̂̄̒̿̀́̑͋̊̐̓͌͐̅̑̈́͗͛̃̎̓͌̋̍̆̊̾̋̈́͑̊͆͆̔̓͐̔̊͒̀̑̈̆̊͑̄̿̓̓͗̆̿̂̂͑̈͆̈́͒̊̇̐̌͊̋́͊̈́͑̑́̊̄͛͗̈́̿̓̒̑̈̐͛̋̆̉̽͘͘͘̕͘͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅ-̴̢̡̧̨̨̨̡̧̨̧̧̧̧̨̡̢̨̡̨̢̢̨̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̫̖̳͈̟̲͖̥̺̖͈͓̠̘̫̱̫̲͓̲͉͈͇̰̼̙̬̟͖̗̹̖̤̠͕͇̟̙͙̼͚̜̰̺͖̫̜̥̟̻̮̲͙͔̣͉̲̼͉̪̤̻͎͕͕̳̹͖̘͎̩̫̬̬̞̥̻͕̖͔̜̝̬͓̲̤̳͉̞̲͍̹̳̠̫̠͔̞͍̬̼̜̯̪͈̰͈̺̠̘͍͚̟͓̫͍̜͔̝͉̪͚̤̺̩͇̥͙͕͙̹͖̫̙̫̦̌̇͆͗́̏̓̒̇͂͋̽̅̉̈́̈̒͌̿̈́͆͋̐̽͋̽͋̑̎̾̒͑̀̀͒͌͊̓̈͌͗̊̉̅͐̎̿̈́͂̇̃̒̅̿̌̑̍̇̅̇͛̆̇̔̔̆̏̈́̍̊̊̾̓̓͐̃́̏͒̀̓̄̓͒͑̽̂͒̎̈́̆̋͒̏͂̉̽͒̊͗̓̅́̽̓͐̏͋͂̐̓̆͂͊͌̇́̔̉͒̀̅̀̿̀̉̓͋́̌̈́͒̑̅̊̀̕̚̚͘̕̕̚͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅF̵̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̰͓̟̠͉̠̲̤̣̹̹̻̟͎̭̰͙͓̥͎̗͙̟͈͕̹̟̩̤̠̗̐́͋̒̓̃̄̐̓̄̑̍̃̈̐͊͆͐̐͛̈̈́͒̆̊̆͑͒̎͗̓͗̅̽̇͊͑̉̉͑͛̾̀͂̐̈́͗̎̽̌̇͐͋̑̍̀͊̂̈̈̃͆̍͛͛̑̋̊͊͆̉̏̇̂̆̓̾̍̓̔̔̅̄̾̑̀͊̓͌͌͐̋̊̽͆̾̍̎͐͛̈̓̐̍̏́͐̂̉̏̉́̔̂́̽̉̃̒͛̏͋̄͌̿͌̎̓̓͛̑̅̂̀̒͒̓̏̓̽͛̃̒̊̄̐̒͑́̊͋̃̈́͑̔͗̈́̋̓͗́̔͑͊̄̋̍͊̈́̈́̀̑͆͋͂͊̄̒̅̒̎̒̃̉̌̋̌͋̀̄̃͒̋̀̂͑̉͌̏͊͊͊̈́̔̈͐͊͂̓̓̍̓͑͑̇̌̿̊͒͋̎͛̈͗̾͂̀̀̚͘̚̕̕̚̚͘̚͘̕̕̚͘͘̚̕̚̕͘͘͘͘͘̚͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝L̵̡̧̡̢̢̨̢̡̧̡̧̧̧̢̡̡̨̧̛̛̛̤̘͙̱̹̦̪̤̠̝͍̥̣̜͙̱͚̞͎̠͍̤͍̞̪͙̱̩͇̙̰̜̥̮͚͓̯͖̞͙̮̤͉̲̬̜͎̲͎̮̠̳̺͕̣͇͉̹̩̺̳̤̟̞̰̦͚͍̤̟͇̱͎̘̬̩͚͕̖̬̻͓̬̟̘̖̥͈̤͓͖͓̥̖̤͓͖̬̘͍͎̤̪̻̱͔̼̭̘̝͍͔̥͚̱͔̹̺̙͍̖̩̬̣͓̤̹̼̻̯͓͓̼̭͇̞̲̻͕̦̖̣̲̥͈̯̮͍̮̤͎̙̗̞͈̪̘̳̭̘̫̦͉̼͔͈͈̀̎̿̍͗̎͑̈̇̂́̋̎̂͋͒̔̇̊̇͂͌̋̇̄̍́̈́̓̓̅̑̓̈́̂̉̑̇͐͐̓̅̉̈́̄̓̊̊̅́̊̑͛͆̇͛͊̌̓̌́͊̊͆̂͂͆̈́͛̆͑̑̃̓̈̈̌̐̋̒̏̃̀̓̾̀̓̌̐͆͆̂̆͐͑̈́́͗̾̽̅̌̀͋̐͌͂̿̃̌̇̒̃̽̈́͆̅͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅȨ̶̨̢̨̡̧̨̢̨̧̡̧̧̢̨̨̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̝̟̘͍̯̪͔͍̤̘̞͈͉̻̼̩̟̞͚̞͉͕̞͍̻͚̼͈͖͖̖̤̠̝̙͇͚̘̹̙̤̮̫̩͈̰̙̲̜̥͇̳̳̺͈̪͍̲̜̖͈͍̜̮̻̦̰̪̩͙̥̤̙̻̲̮̣̻̝̠̩͕̲̟͕̭̖͇̥̖͖̻͍̗͎̯̙̰̬̦͖͖̫͕͈̞̘̬̺̟͙̤̣̣̼̺̻͓̺̦̣̞͚͔̣͎͎͈͕̱͕͕̻̹̲̺̜̣̟̩̯̯̠̰̫͔̬͎̤̫̹̰̰̣͈̥̠̬̹̟̹͔̣͚͎̫̣̩̞̞̲͙͎̮̜͇͈̜̤̱͍͓͕͉̱̜͍̤͉͎̺͍̳̩̖̳̪͇̣̞̻̩͓̩̳̪̄͑̅͂̎̊̃̇̔͌̈́̍͊̑̃͐̊̈̃̈́͒͊̑̑̐̀̇́̃̿̒͒̊̔̌̌̔̀̅̆̇̎̓̐͑̉̀̏̀̊̀̓͒̌́͒̆̽͑͒́̑͗̾͋̍̽͛̄͊̿̋̒̉̈͌̒͌̈̽̉̀̿̔͐̓̽̐͑̽̑̈̀́͊͌̎̏̈́̾̈̿̅̆̋̿͊͛͌̈́́̀̎̆̋́̽̽͒̀͆̔̀̃̐͌̀̽̍̒͛͑̍̆̍̎͌̈́͑̐͌̈́̑͒͊̅͛̃̐̓͛̀̃͒͛̌̉̀̊̾̎͒̾̄̊́̓̾̔̔̄̏̎͐̀̾͐̆̒͋̓̅̂̓̿̽͌͑͂̏̈͆̑̃̔̏̈͌̾͗̎̑͂̔̍̑́̈́̕̕̚̕̕̕̚͘͘͘̕̚͘̕͘̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅE̴̡̢̨͖̤̺͙̰̙̪̺͔̩̝̲͓̳̹̯͓̘͍͖̟̜̲̰͕̮͓̝͔̩̲͉̲͎̭̝̰̜̱̭̥̻̼̙̖͇͕͍̣̰̺̹̞̹͚̖̳̱͖͍̻͇͙͓͗̋͆̈́͒̀̌̾̍̀̈͐̒̒̊́̈̀͛̀̇̔̿̚̕͜͜͜͠͝Ț̵̡̢̨̢̧̢̡̢̢̨̨̨̡̨̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̞̠̪͇͚̲̹̲͖̯͚̞͎͎̬̺̲͙̟̟̹̦͖̦̲͓͇̖͍͚͍͖̤͔̪̯͈̱̳̞͖̪̘͈̪̯̦̬̠̜̞̭̺̯̙̲͇͕̰̬̰̠̯̤̪͇̼͓͈̮̦̣̫͉̭̼͉̥̘̣͇͇̼͉̼̘̲̗͍̬͔̯͇̺̟̫͍̩̰̙̟̥̤͎̗̯̦̘̜̲̞̫͉͖̰͔͓͉͉͍̹̟̥͎̝͓̝̹͇̘͓͙̣̜̙̤̞̤̰̙̬̯̯̱͎̞͓̜͇̱̠̲̘̣̻̗̻͇͍͈̥͇͙̜̝̜̟͔̻͕̮̩̻̲̲͈̳̺͕̻̫̼͉̣̮͔̰̼̹̞̗͙̦̲͍̲̼͍̠̤̠̗̦͕̰͓̲̦̳͈̠̐̀̈̊̇̀̒̈́̍̀̉̔̉̍͗͆́̒͂́͑͗̎̈̐̂̈͐̃͊̆̅͗̈͑̈́̃̔̀́͒̀̄͌̉̊̋̑̿̎͒̔̐͛̏̎̀͆̓̇̌̏̅͐̾̀̾̔̿̊̓̉͂͆̾̉̀̇̀̈̔̔̅̇̎͒́̍͌̐̃̄͐͌̉̀̊̓̎̄͛́̔̏͒̓̑͌̅̓̃͋̿̈́͂́̅̈͒̉̾̀̏́̈́̾̄͊̐̎̓͛̋͌͑̎̔̉̆͂͑̀͌͌̽͆͒͛̇͂̈́͂̄̉͊̈́̎̀́͆̽̌̑̈́̿̏͐̈́̉̏̿̀̓̔͗̃̍̇̈̎̏͗̽͊̽̅̐̒͂̂̂̍̾̒́̀̿͛̒͋̅͗̓̾͋̽͊͒́̃̎͛͒̓͆̇̀͊́̈̌̓̌̋̈́̀̇͑̊̀̊̅̾͛͂̐̃̒̂̿̒͂͒̃͘͘̚̚̕͘͘͘̕͘͘͘͘͘̕̕̚̕̕̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ! The plot… it just… it just like… it just doesn’t make any sense. This dude says he needs packing peanuts and so he’s like “Oh!” I ordered you a package and then the package shows up from yEeT delivery service and it’s milkshakes in the package not packing peanuts. But there’s so many other things that make no sense Why are they yelling at each other when they’re standing like at most four feet apart? Have these people never heard of using their inside voices? What the fuck is yeet delivery service? It’s all just nonsense. It’s utter nonsense. fun fact: I actually thought this dude’s name was Collin for a long time because his channels name is Collins Key and he’s always got this key around his neck. So I thought “Okay. That’s Collin’s key. For some reason He named the channel after the key that he wears around his neck all the time, but I didn’t really think anything of it. But his name is actually Collins. With an S at the end. so… I dunno. Just a weird detail. I didn’t know that was a name. Maybe it’s kind of like the iPhone 7 S? Like it’s the better version of Collin. That’s why his parents named him that they were like “This is the new and improved Collin S now with… no inside voice.” His brother’s name is just Devin. He didn’t get an S at the end of his name. So… I guess he’s like the older model. “I still don’t have my packing peanuts though bro.” “What you mean these?” Collins: YAAAAAAAAAAY Devan: no no no no no no no no Oh good his packing peanuts showed up. So now he can finally make his slime now. I don’t know if you can tell here but on the screen, there’s actually a really subtle merch plug going on. It’s in the bottom left-hand corner, and it’s really subtle. If you blink you might miss it. Jesus, What a distracting way to promote your merch Nothing says, like, “I don’t care about the content I make I just care about making money” like putting a giant ass ad over your video to distract from the content and get people to spend money on merch. That’s such a scumbag thing to do. What greedy little- What’s up, Greg? I hope you’re all enjoying this video. Make sure you head over to Danny Gonzale- Hey down here don’t look up there, look down here. Buy my merch, buy my merch, buy my merch, “Pink glue” “I got shaving cream. All right. I got the shaving cream and right now there is a special way I’ve got to dispense it” “Wow. All right” *assorted screaming* [God, help us all] “Dude my hand.” “Touch my horn it will go away!!!”(WHAT?!) “Alright” “Oh no dude, I can feel it building up. I gotta add this quickly. Oh no look dude, it’s going, it’s gonna go any second OH NO OH NO OH NO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” *Big thonk* How can kids even process what’s going on in this video, how can you make any sense of this? He gets shaving cream as the next ingredient and he says “Okay. For this one, I’ve got a special way to dispense it.” He puts on this unicorn horn. He starts like shooting lasers everywhere He turns his brother’s hand a different color But he’s like not dispensing the shaving cream and when it comes time for him to actually dispense the shaving cream He’s just like oh, yeah, I guess I have to do this *shaving cream noises* AAAAAAAAAAAA So the special way to dispense the shaving cream was by yelling for two minutes and then Dispensing the shaving cream like normal, there’s no way this is good for kids. No way I can say with near 100% certainty that this will stunt your child’s growth mentally, and, what the hell, physically, too. Your kid will be short if he watches this. At least most kids channels and kids TV shows have like Some sort of vague plot or progression that you can follow a lot of kid shows. These days are actually pretty smart I feel like adults can laugh along to a lot of the jokes in kids shows because they’re actually smart and thought-out but this is just too random It’s utter nonsense. There’s no logic or reason to draw from any of this. It’s just Two guys yelling…just two guys yelling at you *more assorted screaming* “Wait, dude, how are you floating?” “Isn’t it obvious? I have become one with the uni-verse” If I was their editor, I think I would go insane There’s so many special effects in these videos It’s- it is a little bit impressive but it’s also just like, “Why? Why do you need so many special effects to make slime?” It’s almost like they’re admitting that making slime isn’t interesting or fun And so they have to way overcompensate by throwing all of this like extra shit in. It’s utter nonsense. This video is 20 minutes long. This goes on for 20 minutes 20 minutes of just “OH NO OH NO OH NO WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NO NO NO NO OH NO NO OH NO NO” This. That might not seem that bad until you realize that we’ve only watched a minute in 44 seconds And I’ve probably cut a lot of it out. Okay This one’s called “Dogs Pick Our Mystery Slime Challenge 2” – so I guess this is another sequel “I’m gonna see if this vinegar can turn this into volcano slime. All right, here we go 3, 2, Wait wait wait… five second subscribe challenge! Wait wait wait… five second subscribe challenge! [Shook Danny] We want to see if you can subscribe to this channel and turn on the channel post notifications in 5 seconds Are you ready? Here we go.” Okay. I didn’t think that there would be a challenge right now But, um, okay, I got this! “five” All I have to do is find the subscribe button. You got this You’re a you’re a youtuber, you know where the subscribe button is! “four” Uh… oh wait where…where is it? Oh, fuck “three” what you know where the subscribe button is right above the video right? No, come on. Come on You’ve got this “two” – WHERE IS IT?!? “one”… WHERE IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!? “DONE! If you can do that, comment down below “Keyper squad” right now!” *Danny having a mental breakdown* Oh It’s over? aw…. *realises he didn’t hit subscribe* Shit! That was too hard they need to make that easier. That is a weird thing to do. I understand why they do it They’re just trying to get you to like subscribe really fast without even thinking about it. Just go and hit the subscribe button, but like What happens if you don’t hit it? I wonder if there’s like a consequence like if they’re like hit the subscribe button in the next 5 seconds if you don’t Don’t even bother subscribing to us if you hit that shit after 5 seconds unsub right now We already have 16 million subs what you think we need you We don’t need you and your slow ass fingers get the fuck out of here! Fast finger gang. That’s us. Keyper squad We got fast fingers try to keep up try to Keyp up *laughter* thanks. “Yo, it’s starting to work! not quite the most satisfying slime, visually. You know what Devin I think it needs a little bit more Orbeez. So here it’s gonna place it down here It’s gonna pick up some more orbeez off of the counter” Do you think this is a real kitchen? Is this the kitchen in Collins’s house that he uses to cook all of his meals or is this nice ass kitchen with like these beautiful granite countertops this gigantic island this beautiful stove just For destroying with slime on a daily basis? What a subtle flex! These dudes are probably making so much money They get hella views this video has 8 million views. They’re constantly promoting their merch. I mean you don’t just have a spare Nice ass kitchen if you’re making chump change, they’re not making chump change. They’re making Utter nonsense change. So usually they end the videos with one of them getting slime dumped on them Sometimes it’s just regular old green slime Sometimes it’s the slime they made in the video but it usually ends with somebody getting slimed and I think this part in this video really highlights the Relationship between Collins and his brother Devin they decided in this video. They’re each gonna let the other person dump slime on them So Devin dumped slime on Collins… “3” “no not again” “2” “oh no” “1” “oh” But then when it’s Devan’s turn to get slimed he’s like, “All right Collins time to get up. It’s time for me to get slimed” Collins just starts joking around he pretends to be slipping “ABE BE HAH ARU KA RA ICE SKATES AAH RAJESH A J U A DUUUUUUUH NINI A RAAA. IM GONNA TAKE EM ACROSS LIKE EY OOO.” Just being his goofy self, he’s yelling. He’s slipping sliding around and Devan’s like “Come on, dude. Get up. It’s time for me to get slimed.” I just get the feeling that Devan like hates being in these videos My theory is that Devan is a bit of a slime purist He appreciates the art of making slime and that’s- that’s enough for him. He just wants to make slime He wants to dump it on his brother and he wants to get it dumped on him. That’s Devan’s ideal slime video I think you would probably do it Even if it wasn’t in a video He would be making slime in his free time Collins is just in it for the clout. That slime clout I mean you can tell in the whole video like Devan just wants to make the slime Collins is like pulling milkshakes out of boxes from the yeet delivery service, dumping packing peanuts all over Devan *some more assorted screaming with a merch thing* And then when it’s Devan’s turn to get slimed Collins just starts dancing around like a clown “Pull my arms” “Yeah I’ll pull you yeah go this way.” “I’m gliding” “No, this way. All right Devan. You ready to get slime dumped?” “I’m ready I’m ready” “I gotta take in my surroundings here before I slime you. You gotta a little scoot around here” “Seems like you are having way too much fun with it” Devan’s it’s just like “COME ON! SLIME ME! I NEED IT! This isn’t what slime is about slime is serious. It’s an art and you’re making a mockery of it” So this may come as a bit of a surprise to you if you’re not big into the slime scene like I’m not but the more and more I watch Collins Keys videos and other people like him the more I started to realize there’s like a Gigantic slime community? The Sharers have made many videos about slime, Troom Troom has some slime hacks, whatever the fuck that means, Rebecca Zamolo made an awful music video about playing with slime or working out with slime or exercise? I don’t know what it was about but it was really bad *Cringey Music Video Intensifies* (cRinGE MuSIc ViD aBOUt sLImE) I just want to know What life is like for these people? Cody Ko also made a video about Collins Key and some other kids content creators and he made A really good point that they’re like always flexing. Papa Jake is one of the people he was talking about in his video but like Collins Key: He’s got this nice ass kitchen that just exists for him to destroy it with slime Every day. I just wonder like when they meet people in real life When they pull up in their Lamborghini people are probably like “Whoa! Nice to meet you. What do you do? You obviously make a lot of money. What do you do for a living?” And then they tell them. I just wonder like what their reaction is. Like, how does that… interaction go? I don’t know, honestly. My guess is that it would be something like this: The man is in the house we bout to shut it down Every time I step up in this club, I’ll make it bounce don’t fuck with small amounts I buy it by the pound and when we pulling up boi that Lambo makin’ sound *skrrt skrrt skrrt* got that Rolly on my wrist You know I had to flex and I got the twin chains ice climbers on my neck. Now ya girl wanna drink It’s cool I got the check I throw a couple bands now she’s showing me respect (now shes showing me respect) She wanna know where I get this money how I ball so hard She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope ass cars She said “Are you an actor? Or a model? I get the waitress and we pop some more bottles She keeps asking. Won’t let it go. Looks like I really have to let this girl know I told the her I make slime (slime slime slime slime slime) Candy DIYs post that shit on YouTube children can’t believe their eyes (eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes) Yelling laughing shit got that family friendly content I don’t get demonetized. She was understandably put off by that till I showed her my million subscriber plaque Now I’m feeling like David Dobrik cuz I got her in the Tesla and her friends are in the back Next thing, you know now we drinkin at the crib It ain’t too long till I got shorty in my bed slip into something more comfortable and now I’m back and she’s looking at my youtube channel Wait, don’t do that. She wanna know where I get this money how I ball so hard she She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope ass cars. She’s checking out my videos She sees me yelling. I’m going crazy bout the merch that I’m selling Now I’m dabbing and eating spicy foods. I can’t tell if shes impressed or disgusted but shes checking out my slime (slime slime slime slime slime) Life hack DIYs post that shit on YouTube children can’t believe their eyes (eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes) Yelling laughing shit got that family friendly content i dont get demonetized. I don’t get demonetized There is nary a doubt I am the slime king But I feel so alone Will you be my slime queen? I can’t tell you how long I’ve searched. I won’t even make you buy my merch Unless you wanna buy my merch You’re totally free to do so It is soft as hell But it only comes in youth sizes And theres no refunds No refunds Probably something like that is how it would go. Well, that was fun, wasn’t it? If you want to listen to that song some more it’s on iTunes and Spotify and Google Play and Apple music and any other streaming site that you would probably use. The link is in the description I hope you guys enjoyed that that was really fun for me to make I’ve never done anything of that scale before but I had a lot of fun I hope that it shows I hope that you guys liked it If you want one of these slime king shirts that I was wearing in the video, I’m selling them at dannygonzalez.store There’s also shirts that say slime queen and shirts that say do it for the slime So it’s like do it for the vine but instead of vine it’s Slime. if you want to get any of those go to dannygonzalez.store All right Thank You Harper for turning on my notifications. You are truly Greg Bye bye! Candy DIYs post that shit on YouTube children can’t believe their eyes (eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes) yelling laughing shit got that family-friendly content I dont get demonetized

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  1. At first , i was upset but after watching the video, i realize that it doesn't make sense Thank you for making this video ☺ but im a little bit sad😞.

  2. I think u have too much ALLERGY in your mind …..like roasting someone isn't good …so you may guess that who am I and why did I wrote those thing's .this vid has made me like dyeing from 😡😠 and 😢😢

  3. Me and my friend used to make fun of this girl at our church for watching Collins Key on her Flip phone with cheap minion headphones

  4. I used to watch this channel up until I was 8. I’m 13 now, and I’m 4’9. Only if I got to Danny’s videos sooner, maybe I wouldn’t have shrunk. 🌝

  5. I used to watch him when I had no idea what I was doing with my life, and his content used to be not bad for the most part.

    Aaaaaaand now it's on drugs.

  6. I feel really bad for Devin in these videos lol
    The clips we saw, he’s just sorta casually reacting to the shit Collins does

  7. I used to watch collins key when i was you and he used to be pretty annoying but jesus to the fucking christ I can't watch one video without giving him a death threat

  8. Danny you could know Collins cause you know Thomas sanders and Thomas knows gabbie Hanna and she knows joey graceffa and he knows Brent Rivera and he knows Collins

  9. dude. my brother watches this dude ALL THE FUCKING TIME. i’ll be just having a good day and i hear this dude just start screaming like hes fucking dying coming from my brothers phone. i hate this guy. WHY. WHY are you screaming why are you screaming shut the fuck up collin s.

  10. Collins: puts on unicorn horn
    Me: no you will not insult unicorns unicorns are way better than you Collins!

  11. I think Collins told the editor to go into an epileptic seizure with all of the special effects, and then told him to keep adding more while seizing.

  12. I feel pretty bad for Devan. I mean he just wants to make some slime, but his bro screams into the camera and acts like an idiot -_-

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