Tom Cruise Acts Out His Film Career w/ James Corden

Tom Cruise Acts Out His Film Career w/ James Corden


>>James: WELCOME BACK, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, THIS EVENING’S ROLL CALL WILL BE
A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER OF THE ONE, THE ONLY MR. TOM
CRUISE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HOW ARE YOU DOING, TOM?>>I’M GOOD.>>James: ARE YOU READY?>>NO, NO.>>James: YOU’RE NOT READY TO
DO THERE.>>NO, I’M NOT READY, BUT I’LL
DO IT, LET’S GO.>>James: WELL, THEN, LET’S
BEGIN.>>LET’S GO. (APPLAUSE)
>>I FEEL THE NEED.>>James: THE NEED.>>THE NEED FOR SPEED.>>James: ALL RIGHT, YOU’RE
STILL UNDER A CAUTION, GO BACK ON THE TRACK AND HIT THE PACE
CAR.>>HIT THE PACE CAR.>>James: HIT THE PACE CAR.>>WHAT FOR.>>James: BECAUSE YOU HIT
EVERY OTHER DAMN THING OUT THERE. I WANT YOU TO BE PERFECT. 10 MINUTES TO WOPNER.>>James: DON’T WANT TO MISS
WOPNER.>>RAYMOND, RAYMOND, YOU ARE
REAL ESTATE GOING TO MAKE IT.>>James: 10 MINUTES TO
WOPNER.>>RAYMOND. (LAUGHTER)
CHEESIER CHEESIER.>>SEE, THAT’S HOW YOU CAN ROLL,
NO MORE FLIES FOR MY BOY. PLAYA PLAYA PLAYA PLAYA.>>RACHEL, RACHEL!>>OKAY. WE HAVE A WHITE MALE, LATE 30S,
A SUSPECTED– I BELIEVE HE’S GOT A FAKE BRITISH ACCENT, THE FIS
EKE OF A SNOWMAN AND LIKE ZERO MUSCLES.>>James: NOT ZERO MUSES EL,
IT’S NOT ZERO MUSCLES. I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING.>>THIS IS MY CAREER, CARRY ON.>>James: DO THE NEXT FILM. ♪ MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME
SONG). ♪
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). ♪
>>James: IT’S IMPOSSIBLE. IMPOSSIBLE. ♪
>>James: OKAY, I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE READY.>>LET’S DO THIS.>>James: SHOW ME THE MONEY.>>SHOW YOU THE MONEY.>>James: NO, NO, NO, NOT SHOW
YOU THE MONEY, SHOW ME THE MONEY!>>SHOW ME– .>>James: NO, SHOW.>>SHOW.>>James: ME, ME.>>ME.>>James: MONEY!>>MONEY! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>JUST DOING THE SCENE FROM.>>IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO T LET
ME DO IT RIGHT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>SHOW ME THE MONEY.>>SHOW ME THE MONEY.>>SHOW!>>SHOW!>>ME!>>ME!>>THE!>>THE!>>MONEY!>>MONEY! SHOW ME THE MONEY!>>CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE STILL
MY AGENT.>>James: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! ♪ HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN. ♪ GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I’VE
EVER KNOWN. ♪ LIKE A I WAS BORN TO WALK
ALONE. ♪ AND I MADE UP MY MIND. ♪ AND YOU WASTED NO MORE TIME. ♪ HERE I GO AGAIN. ♪.>>YOU CAN PRETEND IT’S WINE.>>MAY I HAVE THE PASSWORD
FIDELIO.>>ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
BRILLIANT. FANTASTIC.>>COLONEL JESSEP, DID YOU–
(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
COLONEL JESSEP, DID ORDER THE CODE RED?>>YOU WANT ANSWERS.>>I THINK I’M ENTITLED.>>YOU WANT ANSWERS.>>I WANT THE TRUTH!>>YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.>>DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?>>YOU [BLEEP] I DID. ♪ SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT, SHAIBLG
IT TO THE RIGHT. ♪ YOU DO THE WITH ALL OF YOUR
MIGHT. ♪ YEAH. ♪ WHOOO. ♪ HIPPY HIPPY SHAKE. ♪.>>DO YOU BELIEVE A MAN CAN
CHANGE HIS DESTINY.>>I BELIEVE I MAN DOES WHAT HE
CAN. AND HIS DESTINY IS REVEALED. ♪.>>LIVIN’ THE DREAM, BABY,
LIVIN’ THE DREAM.>>NOW REMEMBER, YOU WANTED
THIS.>>YOU’RE GOING TO BE OKAY.>>James: YOU KNOW WHAT, TOM,
THIS WAS SO GREAT, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE A SEQUEL.>>IT’S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION
THAT, JAMES. BECAUSE WE DID DO A SEQUEL AND
IT’S CALLED JACK REACHER NEVER GO BACK AND IT OPENS IN THEATERS
EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21S. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>I’M NOT A SOLDIER. OKAY. LOOK. I’M NOT A SOLDIER. I– .>>COME ON, REALLY, I’M NOT A
SHOULDER– SOLDER, PLEASE, DON’T– STOP. SHOULD STICK THOSE OLD RECORDS
OFF THE SHELF. ♪ I CAN’T LISTEN THEM BY MYSELF. ♪ TODAY’S MUSIC AIN’T GOT THE
SAME SOUL. ♪ I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK ‘N’
ROLL. ♪ LOOK THAT OLD TIME ROCK ‘N’
ROLL. ♪ THE KIND OF MUSIC JUST SOOTHS
THE SOUL. ♪ I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF
OLD. ♪ AND THAT OLD TIME ROCK ‘N’
ROLL.>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, MR. TOM CRUISE! JACK REACHER, THIS FRIDAY, IN
THEATERS AND IMAX. GO SEE IT. AND COME ON BACK. EVERYBODY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
TOM CRUISE! ♪ ROCK ‘N’ ROLL. ♪ THE KIND OF MUSIC SOOTHS THE
SOUL. ♪ I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF
OLD. ♪ AND THAT OLD TIME ROCK ‘N’
ROLL. ♪

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  1. There are only three actors in the world that I will watch their movies just because they are in it :

    1. Keanu Reeves
    2. Jackie Chan
    3. Tom Cruise

  2. His best movies are from earlier in his career. Could be that I grew watching those, but not so much of his later roles. Did like Jack Reacher and War of The Worlds

  3. After the Outsiders, everyone was predicting that Rob Lowe would have one of the biggest careers out of the group. Not that he isnt a star himself, and has worked steadily, but nobody saw Tom Cruise 's star rising as big as it did. After Top Gun, Cruise was a bonified super star, who went on to become the biggest actor in Hollywood. Rob Lowe did a monologue on SNL about this fact, which was funny.

  4. Does Scientology allow him to do this? When not, how must has he payed them, that they allow this. Otherwise….funny.

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