Top 10 Movie Comeback Lines

Top 10 Movie Comeback Lines

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  1. My favorite is in Army of darkness with Bruce Campbell.
    Duke Henry: "You sir are not one of my vassels. who are you?"
    Ash: "Who wants to know?"
    Henry: " I'm Henry the red, duke of shale, lord of the north lands, and leader of it's people."
    Ash: "WELL, HELLO MISTER FANCY PANTS. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, PAL. YOU AIN'T LEADING BUT TWO THINGS RIGHT NOW….JACK AND SHIT…AND JACK LEFT TOWN."

  2. I must say that the line from Hancock should have been included: "I smell alcohol on your breath!" (Hancock) "That's cause I've been drinking bitch" lol

  3. Fat person- “You should sue him”
    Hancock- “Yeah? And you should sue McDonald’s cuz they fucked you up” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  4. Wow thanks for the spoiler alert on #9 one of the best westerns of all time that I haven't seen and you showed the main character die.

  5. I think this is the going to be the start of a great friendship . I can think of hundreds of quotes from movies with two character's that are better than yippi kiya mother tucker. How about I don't shine shoes anymore. Or any scorsessi film for that matter. Wtf this shit was weak AF.

  6. Seriously!? I've never even heard about the first. Sure, Gone With the Wind isn't my type of movie, but still. There are very famous quotes I know from not my type of movies, but I've never heard of this. And on the top of it, it wasn't even a good comeback.

  7. The John McClane line doesn't really make sense if you don't include the discussion about western movies that preceded it.

  8. Lou: Listen buddy if you leave than your not coming back in
    Robin Williams: Well. In the words of porky
    Pa pa piss off Lou

  9. Haven't you heard Mr. Beckett. The world is coming to an end. So where would you rather die?

    Here, or in a Jaeger?

    PACIFIC RIM

  10. Okay, I was thinking Nicholson’s line should’ve been #1, but taking into account historical context, “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn” is pretty boss.

  11. Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood) – If ever I get to liken someone they ain't around long. Lone Watie (Chief Dan George) – I notice when you get to dislikin' somebody they ain't around long neither.

  12. My favourite comeback is from Mean Girls.
    Guy: Nice wig Janice. What's it made of?
    Girl: Your moms chest hair!

  13. "Hasta la vista baby"

    "You're one ugly…"
    "MOTHER FUCKER" (pred2)

    "Im your worst nightmare"
    "No waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare

  14. What? Did you say over? Nothing is over until WE DECIDE IT IS! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!

  15. Sidious: "Master Yoda….you survived >:( "
    Yoda: "Surprised? :)"

    Sideous: "At last the Jedi are no more!"
    Yoda: "Not if anything to say about it, I have!"

    Sideous: "I've waited a longggg time for this moment, my little green friend."
    Yoda: "At an end your rule is….and not short enough it was!"

    Sideous flips for exit and Yoda blocks him
    Yoda: "If so powerful you are….why leave?"

    Sideous: "You will not stop me! Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us!"
    Yoda: "Faith in your new apprentice, misplaced may be….as is your faith in the dark side of the force…"

    This whole scene is just Yoda straight up wrecking Sideous verbally with comebacks. Not many people realize this because they are too hyped for the battle and watching the two masters exert their force powers. Yoda can kill with words lol. He basically insulted and taunted Sideous and attempted to make his life's work seem like childsplay and a failure.

  16. Once upon a Time in The West is an amazing movie. Infanticidal Dixiecrats probably arrogantly hate it.

  17. Don’t give away the quote at the beginning. It ruins it. I didn’t finish this video because you destroy the surprise. I do love your voice and most of your videos but don’t ruin it by giving it away before it even happens.

  18. Sing this before I watch any video but I'm hoping that the thumbnail yeah that's just like your opinion man

  19. Remember Sully when i promised yo kill you last ?
    Yeah -That's what….You did !!!!
    – I lied. (drops him off a cliff)

    What happened to Sully?
    -I let him go. (Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando)

    Teasle: Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a man like Rambo?
    Trautman: God didn't make Rambo- I did. (Richard Crenna in First Blood)

    Soviet commander: Surrender and you will not be harmed!
    Trautman: Whatdaya say Johnny?
    Rambo: Fuck em'! (Rambo 3)

    You know-we're not just gonna let you boys walk outta here
    Who's we …sucka?
    Smith..and..Wesson..and me (Clint Eastwood- as Dirty Harry- in Sudden Impact)

  20. I was disappointed with the omission of "nobody's perfect" as one of the great closing lines, so I came here hoping to find it on the "great comeback" lines list. Did you people somehow fail to see "Some Like it Hot"?

  21. Squeak: Your mothers deaf

    Tuttle: My Mother’s dead, you little twerp

    Squeak: I guess that’s why she didn’t move around a lot.

  22. Return of the Jedi
    Skywalker "your overconfidence is your weaknesses"
    Empirer "Your faith in your friends is yours"

  23. "You know, scientifically speaking, Marian, there's no such thing as 'beyond natural color'." ("Short Cuts")

  24. Another, IMO better line from Aliens was this one where Ripley comes back at Private Hudsons' rant about being doomed, not being able to survive for 17 hours, let alone the 17 days it will take for more troops to arrive.
    "This little girl survived longer that that with no weapons and no training. (looks down at Newt) Right?", to which Newt (wearing a helmet) looks up at Hudson and salutes. I count the salute as a comeback too, so the two kind of go together.
    Don't know if this qualifies but his next line is hilarious, given the circumstances. "Why don't you put her in charge?" lol

  25. Hateful 8

    Marcus Warren : Taking a desperate man in alive is a good way to get yourself dead

    John Ruth: cant kill me if I dont close my eyes

    Marcus warren : I dont wanna work that hard

    John Ruth: No one said the job was suppose to be easy

    Marcus Warren : no one said its suppose to be that hard either

  26. Tommy Boy : "A lot of people go to college for 7 years!!"

    Richard : "Yeah…….they're called doctors!"

  27. I love Lucy
    When Lucy faked a hunger strike until her husband got her a designer dress. Ricky and Fred sit down in a cafe after learning this and returning that dress. A model wearing the same brand walks by.
    Ricky: "Now that one, had to be made out of a potato sack."
    Fred: "Yeah and some of the potatoes are still in it."

  28. Hocus Pocus. "Thackery Binx what took you so long?" "I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle!" 🤣🤣

  29. Gone With The Wind shoulda been #1 on alot of y'alls videos!!! I'm sooooo glad it FINALLY made it!! Tip of the hat to EVERYONE @WatchMojo.com ! 🎩😃

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