Trump People’s Court – SNL

Trump People’s Court – SNL


>>>HE IS ASKING FOR BROAD
UNCHECKED POWER, WILL HE GET IT?>>THESE ARE THE DEFENDANTS.
THREE JUDGES FROM THE NINTH CIRCUIT COURT WHO HEARD THE CASE
FOR TRUMP’S BAN, AND SAID NOT IN OUR HOUSE.
THEY’RE ACCUSED OF LETTING BAD HOMBRES POUR INTO THIS COUNTRY.
>>ALL RISE DO YOU PROMISE TO TELL THE TRUTH, WHOLE TRUTH AND
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD.
>>WE DO.>>MR. PRESIDENT.
>>I’M GOOD.>>ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU. FIRST OF ALL, MR. TRUMP, YOU
UNDERSTAND THIS IS A V COURT RIGHT?
>>THAT’S OKAY. I AM A TV PRESIDENT.
>>SO YOUR TRAVEL BAN HAS BEEN REJECTED AS UNCONSTITUTIONAL,
ONCE AGAIN, HERE YOU ARE. WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, MAN?
>>WELL, THANK YOU, JUDGE, OR WHAT DO YOU CALL A LADY JUDGE, A
FLIGHT ATTENDANT? SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
I SIGNED A TREMENDOUS TRAVEL BAN.
I DON’T — I DIDN’T READ IT. BUT I SIGNED IT.
PEOPLE TOOK PICTURES OF ME HOLDING UP A PIECE OF PAPER.
VERY OFFICIAL. THESE JUDGES HAVE BEEN VERY
DISRESPECTFUL. I’M RIGHT.
THEY’RE WRONG. I WANT THE BAN LIFTED.
ALSO I WANT $725. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, EARLIER THIS WOMAN ASKED ME TO AWARD HER
JOINT CUSTODY OF A SNAKE AND SHE HAD MORE OF A CASE THAN YOU.
OKAY? ALL RIGHT.
LET ME ASK THE CIRCUIT COURT JUDGES.
>>SO CALLED.>>EXCUSE ME?
>>SO-CALLED. SO-CALLED JUDGES.
>>EXCUSE ME, MR. TRUMP, THESE THREE ARE FEDERAL JUDGES.
OKAY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY MORE REAL THAN I AM.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY.
JUDGES, WHY DID YOU AGREE WITH THE LOWER COURT’S PROJECTION OF
THE BAN.>>YOUR HONOR IT WAS OUR
CONCLUSION THE BAN VIOLATED THE ESTABLISHMENT CLAUSE BECAUSE IT
INCLUDED A RELIGIOUS TEST.>>[ LAUGHTER ]
>>OVERRULED.>>ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.
PRESIDENT TRUMP, THAT’S ENOUGH. OKAY.
>>I WILL ALLOW IT. I WILL ALLOW IT.
>>ALRIGHT.>>ALRIGHT, MR. TRUMP, DO YOU
HAVE ONE LEGITIMATE REASON WE NEED THIS BAN?
>>OF COURSE I DO. IT IS SO SIMPLE.
THE BAD PEOPLE ARE POURING IN. AND YOU SEE THEM, AND IT’S ISIS,
SAN BERNARDINO, CHICAGO, I MEAN, LOOK AT CHICAGO.
THE BAILIFF KNOWS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
AM I RIGHT? YOU KNOW, MY MAN, YOU KNOW —
BAD HOMBRES, BAD BOYS — I MEAN, THESE BAD BOYS, BAD
BOYS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
>>YOU WANT TO BRING A CHARACTER WITNESS?
>>YES, SOME ONE WHO HAS KNOWN ME FOR YEARS, INCREDIBLE PERSON,
WITH IMPECCABLE CREDENTIALS, MR. VLADAMIR PUTIN.
>>AN AUTHORITARIAN LEADER WHO INVADED OTHER COUNTRIES AND
KILLED RIVALS. HE’S PRESIDENT TRUMP’S LONG-TIME
CRUSH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>VLADAMIR IS AN AMAZING PERSON.
HE KNOWS ME BETTER THAN ANYONE.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
EVERYBODY, COME ON! LAY OFF PRESIDENT TRUMP.
OKAY. THIS MAN IS GREAT FRIEND.
HE IS MY LITTLE AMERICAN HAPPY MEAL.
HE DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. HE’D GO AGAINST HIS OWN COUNTRY
JUST TO MAKE US HAPPY, OKAY. WE GOOD HERE?
COOL. SEE YOU AT MAR A LAGO, BABY!
>>THAT’S IT. PRESIDENT TRUMP, LOOK I READ THE
BAN. IT SEEMED RUSHED EVEN TO ME.
I DECIDE THREE COURT CASES IN AN HOUR, OKAY.
I SEE NO EVIDENCE THAT IT WILL HELP.
SO I AM SORRY TO SAY.>>I WANT TO SETTLE.
>>EXCUSE ME?>>SETTLE.
SETTLE OUT OF COURT.>>MR. PRESIDENT.
>>WE SETTLED, AND SO WILL YOU.>>NO, I WON’T.
AND LET ME JUST SAY, YOU ARE DOING TOO MUCH.
I WANT ONE DAY WITHOUT A CNN ALERT THAT SCARES THE HELL OUT
OF ME. ALL RIGHT.
I JUST — I JUST WANT TO RELAX AND WATCH THE GRAMMYS.
AND NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT. THAT IS MY DECISION.
>>JUDGE RULES FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT JUDGES.
OUR NEXT CASE, ON THE PEOPLE’S COURT.
THE PLAINTIFF IS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.
THE DEFENDANT IS A MANAGER AT NORDSTROM WHEN WE RETURN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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  1. Honestly I have been praying Alec Baldwin would die just saying trump 2020 is going to happen lol 2016 y’all thought different and your still crying so Alec do the world a favor and dive of the fifth floor head first please then your funny 😄

  2. Baldwin does an amazing job playing Trump, got some good laughs out of this skit.

    Still doesn't change the fact that Trump is the greatest president since Kennedy.

    ♡MAGA 2020♡

  3. I am a Trump supporter and big fan, but SNL has been a hit and miss; however I do have to say I love Baldwin's impersonation-freaking hilariously RICH!!!

  4. Could you mind to let us your version of Donald Trump for the Mexican version of Saturday night?! That is a program named “el privilegio de mandar”

  5. In real life these judges help illegals escape and they go to jail for obstruction of justice. They will not be laughing in prison

  6. "Trump’s Travel Ban Is Upheld by Supreme Court" – The New York Times headline, June 26, 2018. 

    I love seeing SNL getting the SJW narratives WRONG!! Another hit-and-a-miss, SNL!

  7. Judge: "So Mr. Trump, you understand this is a TV Court, right?"
    Trump: "that's ok, I'm a TV president!"

    😂😂😂😂

  8. In 2016, "Iron Man Trump" came to Swamp Country and said two things!
    "Today I declare myself as a candidate for President. #2 I'm going to
    "Drain The Swamp" //
    Washington laughed on the outside but there was fear in the hearts of
    the men and women of the swamp! You see this Man of Iron was honest! He
    was rich and like a magnet this Man of Iron wouldn't budge an inch to
    amend our beloved Constitution! // Why do I call our POTUS "Iron Man"
    Well. Look what's happened since Election Day. They stopped laughing. A
    smear campaign was already established: Impeachment was in Process! //
    um? What are we going to find him Guilty of? A Senile Mueller fake
    investigation only proved this man of Iron was guilty of nothing! They
    smeared him, his family and were as low as attacks on his 10 yr old son!
    //
    Again Iron Man Trump stood tall like "The Old Rugged Cross!" // The
    empty jackets of his own GOP. Wimped to their fears of exposure to the
    swamp!
    Well American's we've been kicked in the head by these conspirators
    long enough. Get some Iron in your Grit and let's support our
    Constitution and re-elect our Man of Iron, Pres Trump in 2020!
    His record for doing what he says is impeccable :: Re-elect Iron Man
    Trump a 2nd term and drown the swamp rats in their own sins and crimes
    against our beloved Constitution.
    Gen Barr Roll out the Barrel of Justice for all!

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  10. Alec Baldwin impersonation of Trump is spot on. Haven't seen such a good one since the Bill Clinton and George W Bush days on SNL. The guy who did Obama during his presidency sucked.

  11. I want one day, without a CNN alert that doesn't scare the Hell out of me!
    I about died of laughter, my cut hurt literally! It's so true as well!
    The best lines in the whole comedy. That delivery was priceless.

  12. Why didn't SNL do the spoof on obama when he made the travel ban for exactly the same reasons? Why wasn't obama challenged in court?

  13. These people need horse whipped with this garbage that they disrespect a United States President!! Alex Baldwin needs bitch slapped like the little maggot he is.

  14. Give me one funny Republican they can even laugh at SNL. 45 years we've been making fun of presidents both sides but Trump does make it very very easy

  15. Man… This is so bad.
    There's no creativity to this writing, it's just straight up partisan pandering, moral preening and hand wringing at it's worst, they forgot to include the humour.
    Their propaganda isn't even factually accurate about the policy or it's constitutionality.
    The only thing remotely funny about this skit is Baldwin dressed up as Trump making silly faces.

    Go watch 'President Reagan, Mastermind' SNL skit.
    Back when SNL used to have talented writers who could craft a witty skit and brilliant actors like Phil Hartman who were actually funny.

  16. See how the Bidens and Clintons made their fortunes and hid the money. @wr8E
    Also see how this CNN and most of the Media are truly Corrupt .

  17. Alec is such a loser in picking on the President of the United States. He's the only reason I lost interest in watching SNL.

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