Trump’s Weekend Tweet-A-Thon Covered A Lot Of Ground, From MMA To North Korea

Trump’s Weekend Tweet-A-Thon Covered A Lot Of Ground, From MMA To North Korea


( APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: YOU CAN TELL TRUMP HAS BEEN
ANXIOUS RECENTLY BECAUSE ON SUNDAY, HE FIRED OFF 105 TWEETS
AND RETWEETS. THAT’S SUCH A RICH AND IMPORTANT
RECORD FOR FUTURE HISTORIANS. NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE COMMANDER
IN CHIEF THINKS ABOUT M.M.A. FIGHTER TITO ORTIZ DEFEATING
ALBERTO RODRIGUEZ VIA REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD. ( LAUGHTER )
IT REMINDS ME OF LINCOLN’S STIRRING WORDS, “A HOUSE DIVIDED
AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT WITHSTAND A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE
TRACHEA.” ( LAUGHTER )
MM-HMM. ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRUMP’S SUNDAY TWEET-A-THON
INCLUDED WORKS OF ART, LIKE THIS STUNNING PORTRAIT OF HIS HEAD
GRAFTED ONTO THE BEEFY BOD OF ROCKY BALBOA. TRUMP IS JUST LIKE ROCKY, EXCEPT
HE CAN’T CLIMB STEPS, AND HE’S FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Jon: OH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF )>>Stephen: HE ALSO WHIPPED
OUT HIS NEWEST LIE-SPLANATION ABOUT WHAT HE
MEANT DURING HIS PHONE CALL WITH ZELENSKY WHEN HE SAID, “I WOULD
LIKE YOU TO DO US A FAVOR, THOUGH.” “READ THE TRANSCRIPTS! ALSO, SEE WHERE I SAY ‘US’– OUR
COUNTRY– AS OPPOSED TO ME’– MEANING ME.” ( LAUGHTER )
THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP, MR. PRESIDENT. (AS TRUMP)
“MY PREFERRED PRONOUNS ARE ME, ME, ME, AND ME. BECAUSE I’M ALL ME THINK ABOUT.” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) “I MAY NOT BE MUCH, BUT I’M ALL
I THINK ABOUT.” ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) IN THE WAKE OF SATURDAY’S NORTH
KOREAN MISSILE TEST, TRUMP ALSO TWEETED, “KIM JONG UN IS TOO
SMART AND HAS FAR TOO MUCH TO LOSE, EVERYTHING ACTUALLY, IF HE
ACTS IN A HOSTILE WAY. HE SIGNED A STRONG
DENUCLEARIZATION AGREEMENT WITH ME IN SINGAPORE. HE DOES NOT WANT TO VOID HIS
SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” WHAT? HE’S CLAIMING KIM JONG UN
WOULDN’T DO SOMETHING HE’S ALREADY DONE. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
“DENIAL’S NOT JUST A RIVER TRUMP COULDN’T FIND ON A MAP.” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) REALLY? REALLY? THAT’S WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE. REALLY?>>Jon: I LIKE THAT A LOT.>>Stephen: NORTH KOREA WASN’T
ANEWSED AT TRUMP’S TWEET. A SENIOR NORTH KOREAN OFFICIAL
CALLED TRUMP, “A HEEDLESS AND ERRATIC OLD MAN,” ADDING, “THE
TIME WHEN WE CANNOT BUT CALL HIM A ‘DOTARD’ AGAIN MAY COME.” OOOH, THEY MIGHT BREAK OUT THE
“D” WORD! ( LAUGHTER )
AND IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, THEY’LL BREAK OUT MORE ARCHAIC
INSULTS. “WE REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH
THIS POLTROONISH LOITER-SACK, THIS WIFFLE-WAFFLE FUSTYLUGS,
WHO DOESN’T HAVE THE SENSE OF A NINNYHAMMER, YOU GILLY-WET-FOOT
FRIBBLE!” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LOOK ‘EM UP! THEY’RE ALL REAL WORDS! PREPARE YOUR CHILD FOR THE
S.A.T.S THIS YEAR! ( APPLAUSE )
MORE NEWS ABOUT TRUMP PERSONAL ATTORNEY AND SCOOBY DOO MONSTER
WHO’S SCARIER WITHOUT THE MASK RUDY GIULIANI. GIULIANI SPENT THE WEEK IN
UKRAINE. THE COLLUSION THERE IS LOVELY
THIS TIME OF YEAR. BUT NOW HE’S BACK, AND SAYS HE
NEVER WANTED THIS MISSION! IT CHOSE HIM.>>I LOOKED INTO UKRAINE
BECAUSE…>>STEPHEN: (AS RUDY)
( LAUGHTER ) “QUICK, RUDY, THINK OF
SOMETHING, BUT DON’T OBVIOUSLY LIE.” ( LAUGHTER )
>>IT WAS THROWN AT ME. PUT IN MY LAP.>>Stephen: OKAY, THAT
ACTUALLY SOUNDS TRUE. I BELIEVE IT WAS THROWN AT HIM
BECAUSE I DON’T THINK ANYONE WOULD WILLINGLY GET IN HIS LAP. ( LAUGHTER )
GIULIANI TOOK ISSUE WITH PEOPLE SAYING HE’S CORRUPT, ADDING, “I
REALLY TRY VERY HARD TO BE SUPER-ETHICAL AND ALWAYS LEGAL.” DOES HE THINK THOSE ARE LEGAL
TERMS? ( LAUGHTER )
(AS LAWYER) “YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT PLEADS
MEGA-INNOCENT. WE HUMBLY REQUEST INFINITY
FREEDOM.” ( LAUGHTER )
WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

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  1. 105 tweets & retweets in a day
    24 hours in a day
    if my math is right, that's 4.375 tweets/retweets an hour or 1 every 13 minutes 43 seconds…that's terrifying

  2. Trump paid Kim Jong Un not to reveal the fact that Kim put him down quickly in a an arm wrestling contest. Kim promptly announced it to his entire country.

  3. Yeah, Kim Jong Un is Trump's special friend, so special he's playing Trump to get what he wants: no sanctions, no US troops in South Korea, and all the nukes and missiles he desires. In a malignant narcissist contest, who would win, Trump or Kim?

  4. Poor Stephen has nothing else to whine about. And is like a broken record of lies and sad shallow jokes. He used to be cool now i cant make it through even half of his show.

  5. Trump refers to himself in the royal third person all the time, pretending that his will and the will of the country are one and the same.

  6. Everybody notice Rudy is on OAN? The news source for the right wing extremist in you!

    This 'administration' and hangers-on are all SCARY.

  7. What President has time to tweet so much in a day? He's obviously not doing anything. However, even so he has people behind him doing the real damage.

  8. Los liberales estadounidenses son asesinos de bebés, adoran el aborto y compran todas las drogas de los carteles que asesinaron a todas las personas. Trump es mejor que ustedes idiotas, los mexicanos son conservadores.

  9. Stephen Colbert if your listening I challenge you not to say DONALD TRUMP for one show… bet you can't do it!!! Without trump your show would be cancelled… because you are a shi* head loser…😋

  10. Yeah honestly, I'm just glad he golfs constantly and is on twitter 24 hours a day…because that's time he's not spending destroying our Constitution and our Republic. Thank you Trump…for being a fat, lazy, corrupt cunt.

    You've really made the young voters realize they haver to vote this time.

  11. "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities"
    "When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross"
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final most essential command"

    This is America under Trump.
    Fascism isn't troops marching in the street, it's doesn't start that obviously… it starts with and election.

  12. It's funny, when he was pointing out "us" instead of saying "me". You think it's not the United States of America, it's the Divided States of Trump- you equate yourself as the country. That's why you claim SO MANY people love you… because it IS you.

    If someone attacks you, you say they are attacking America. No, no were not, it's you. You are not America, you are a very small man who happens to be the president of the country. But you are not an entity- and frankly, in my opinion, you are as entirely UNamerican as you can get.

  13. Have you any inkling how ridiculous democrats have become with their obsessive compulsive impeachment tactics which are continuously blowing up in their face? From Europe we're watching your political condition which you have turned into a farce! Do you know the story of Iznogoud, the French comic series by René Goscinny who "wanted to be a caliph instead of the caliph"? But everything he did for him to replace the caliph, backfired! We're watching it live in the USA! 😂

  14. Henry Kissinger: "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a kittle longer." I guess sometimes it's better to ask permission first, and sometimes it's better not to ask.

  15. 105 tweets, I didn't think he had that many thoughts.
    I guess if my penis was only TWO INCHES long I would find something else to play with too.

  16. Who cares. Nothing is more gut wrenching than seeing people cry for 4 yrs because of a humiliating loss and then trying to make stupid ass jokes about it every single day because they are part of the programming Glee club put in place to manipulate the weak minds into blindly following a crusade to simple regain their power so they can start profiting on the people again.
    If the crusaders got what they wanted they would be crying again within 3 months because of the crashing economy, $1000 a month forced insurance plans…or tax fines….but as long as they whooo you with nice dress and educated words then that will be ok ….because you'll fall right into their pockets given the greedy manipulators everything. For now I'm going to enjoy my record breaking stocks and mutual funds, as opposed to the massive losses most took the entire 8 yrs of Obama. The mind control programs the US has been involved with since the 40' s is really working well. BTW, I didn't vote for either because only God's Kingdom Will have the ability to rule the Earth in due time.

  17. At the centre of Kant’s ethical theory was the “categorical imperative”: we must always act in such a way that we believe would be just under a universal law.

    Perhaps it is easiest to understand this as a version of the “golden rule”: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

    Trump believes he has a "categorical immunity" from the law of the land. Trump believes that he can do unto others as he pleases. He is not aware of the Categorical Imperative, the Golden Rule or the meaning of a universal law of moral decency.

    Why do we take any credence from anything he says? He is irrelevant.

  18. I cannot wait to see the expression on Colbert’s face when Trump wins again in 2020.

    Lmao

    Trump 2020! We love our President.

  19. poltroonish – resembling a poltroon; cowardly.

    loiter-sack – a lazy person.

    whiffle-whaffle – someone who wastes a lot of time.

    fustilugs – an unattractive, grossly overweight person.

    ninnyhammer – a fool or simpleton; ninny.

    gillie-wet-foot – a swindling businessman, or someone who gets into debt and then flees.

    fribble – a frivolous person, thing, or idea.

  20. I wonder why he hasn’t been assassinated yet. Please nature, give the orange idiot traitor a heart attack.

    #ImpeachTrump #Traitor #LockHimUp

  21. 409 tRumpers disliked this video
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  22. Thanks to Steven and left fake news and impeachment fake proceeding.. polls are in an Trump now crushing all Dems…thanks again Steven

  23. How many liddle children have you violated Stephan Colbert?? You actually think you can escape Murder Rape?? Enoch is exspecting you, we will deliver you to him .

  24. TV comedians have become sadly predictable and wildly un-funny.
    It's like theyre not even trying, yet lemmings and dotards are entertained.
    O o f
    Thankfully today's children don't watch television and won't be let down by Hollyweird 🤡🌏

  25. How could Hitler have risen to such power and destruction? We are seeing a remake here in our very own country. Beware Republicans. They are mindless robots marching lock-step to an abyss.

  26. worldsmasterofspirirts g.s.c.s.s.c. dude dont you have a life? like if your sitting around waiting for trump to say something then your life must truly be ever so sad

  27. Shouldn't a president have words like that? Sadly, this comment borderline supports Putin, but at least he came from a badass core. That should be a standard.

  28. …hes actually defending kim jong un now? wow
    north korea is the single worst place to live on the planet. people there have worms and get executed for watching american movies

  29. FLASHBACK:

    Obummer fired 200 Army Generals because they wouldn't kiss the ring of the King.

    Even then, the Democrats were setting up for a coup.
    Obama is still running his little shadow government, and hoping for a coup. He really hated leaving the White House.
    In fact, he was making noises of refusing to leave. Just like Bill and Hillary did

  30. 12/10/2019

    This evening Trump held a rally in a stadium in Hershey PA. Thousands and thousands of people showed up. People camped out, in tents, in the cold, to get a seat. Waiting lines a mile long. Stadium too full to hold everybody. Etc. Etc.

    Pocahontas Warren also held a rally; in a bowling alley, on this same night. She had 30 or 40 people sitting around, listening to her tell lies. And most of them were staff, or reporters. Basically, you could say, no one showed up.

    And, you Democrat libtard sheep think you speak for America? You want to overthrow Trump and his Administrtion because he doesn't speak for America? LMAO

    My mother always said, "A fool is born every minute."

  31. As I have said before, ONLY a few will get hes' humor, just as only a few will question their own thinking…

    As simply as this guy talks, the PEOPLE don't get it.

  32. #TrumpTheTraitor clearly understands the meaning of the royal 'us' or the royal 'we'. He really thinks 80% of Americans are as stupid as his <20% base and doesn't understand why they don't believe the same lies he repeats day after day.

  33. It's not Trump America has to "weather" – it's these useless "let's help the turd get the right to operate the toilet and flush the person instead" Democrats. The real threat to America is people that think and act like Stephen Colbert. Useless POS.

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