Villain Pub – Best Picture Summary (Oscars 2019)

Villain Pub – Best Picture Summary (Oscars 2019)


Making your way evil today… sure does take a lot. Thinking of ways to distribute hate… takes everything you’ve got… Wouldn’t you like to rule a place? Sometimes you wanna go… Where everybody hates your face! And the villains share your rage! You wanna be in the evil seat, Heroes are all the same! You wanna go where everybody hates your face! *Sad Groan* What’s got you down big guy? I just found out I’m not nominated for Best Picture. WHAT?!!? That’s outrageous!!! I know! It was the culmination of 10 years, 3 phases, and almost 20 films! All leading up to my entrance!! It was finally your time. It was my time!!! I said I was gonna do it, and I did it! Can anyone else say they wiped out HALF the universe? NO! Woo! Maybe you wiped out all the voters that liked it! I know why you got snubbed! It’s because you killed Groot you big purple butt face! He’s uh, he’s still not over that. What’s the big deal anyway? Your story isn’t even over yet. Yeah. Plus it’s rare. Palps here hasn’t seen an oscar in almost 40 years. What do these movies have that I don’t? The Favourite – women fighting each other. I had that! Did you see the epic battle with all those lady heroes and Proxima Midnight? Yeah. I’m just as sexy as Emma Stone and Rachel Weiss. Uuuuhhhhh… Vice – controversial and terrifying politics. I mean, have they met me!?! Oh I actually like that one! Corrupting government is my jam. Bohemian Rhapsody – timeless music and rebellious characters. What do you think those dumb guardians are supposed to be? I don’t know, why don’t you ask Groot? That’s right, you can’t. Because he’s dead!!! or BlacKkKlansman – disrupting a hateful organization. The Avengers have tried to disrupt me all the time! I suppose. But you have to admit Roma was kind of a masterpiece. Oh yeah! Yes, yes. That was VERY GOOD. Oh just because it was black and white and an intimate portrait with stunning cinematography and- yeah, I guess it was pretty great. But I’m on Netflix too you know!!! Haha, not for long! Uh, why is? Don’t mess with the mouse. Okay. A Star is Born. For the THIRD time. Oooh. A star. I can throw a moon! A freaking MOON! And had Bradley Cooper too. You know who doesn’t have Bradley Cooper? You’re not going to do that every time we mention the Guardians of the Galaxy. We are Groot you guys! What about Green Book though? Now there’s a great film your story had nothing in common with. No. But it does have Uncle Aaron from Spider-verse. Which should also be nominated for Best Picture!!! THANK YOU! Yes, but it was animated AND a comic book movie. It’s so rare that comic book movies get oscar nominations. Your film was nominated for eight oscars!!! Oh yeah, hehehe! But not best picture. Unfortunately comic book movies just don’t get nominated for best picture. That’s just the way it is. Until now!! Oscarsesies! Oh! That’s incredible. I hope yours wins! Oh yes, sorry Thanos. Y’all gonna make me snap. Ooooooh. hahahahahaha! I’m sorry. It’s still not the same.

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  1. palpatine: don’t upset the mouse
    Joker pulls out gun and shoots it in the head
    Palpatine: JOKER! thank you hehehe 😈

  2. Can we get an episode of the the classic cartoon villains? Like, the 60s or something. Anyways, nice video. I enjoyed rewatching the pubs after so much time.

  3. Thanos’s shots are arranged in order of left to right and color oriented based on the order he got the stones in.

  4. 2:40 "This guy can bring dinosaurs back from the dead, oooooh dinosaurs, I can step on an ant, a freaking ant"
    I know it's a poor example, the ratio between stars and a moon is way bigger.

  5. Did anyone else notice that the shots in front of Thanos colors are the colors of the Infinity stones and are from left to right in the order he got the stones

  6. Mickey ( like everything else ) bought the villain Pub. Besides that he also takes young children into his clubhouse.

  7. Do one with Godzilla King of the monsters where Alan Jonah King ghidorah and rodan are suffering defeat because of Godzilla Madison and mothra they argue on who can beat Godzilla but all say did that and died until Kong comes in with skull crawlers and shows them the poster Godzilla vs Kong 2020

  8. Next year’s will be the characters from Toy Story 4 because Endgame is getting nominated for Best Picture. If both get nominated, then I don’t know who it would be.

  9. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
    Truth is…the game was rigged from the start.

  10. It was so satisfying seeing Mickey’s ears! Oh Boy! 😎🍿🏰🚝👸🏽🎢🚠🦸‍♂️🍦🧚🏻‍♀️🧁🚂🥰🦸‍♂️🦸🏻‍♀️🍦🧜🏻‍♀️👍🏽

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