Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL

Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL


>>>YOU KNOW, ALL WEEK LONG
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO DO ANY CHARACTERS
FROM “CHAPPELLE SHOW” TONIGHT. AT FIRST I WASN’T TO.
AND THEN I SAW THAT EPISODE OF “WALKING DEAD.”
WHERE THEY SMASHED THIS GUY GLEN ON THE HEAD AND KILLED HIM.
I KNOW, IT WAS DEVASTATING. I LOVE THAT SHOW WHEN GLEN WAS
LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS.
SO I WAS LIKE CRUSHED. SO — IN THAT SPIRIT AND WITH
THAT IN MIND, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ WHISTLING ]
>>HA HA HA! I JUST CANNOT DECIDE WHICH ONE
OF YOU IS GOING TO DANCE WITH DEATH TONIGHT.
HA HA! WELL.
I GOT AN IDEA. BUBBLE GUM.
BUBBLE GUM. IN A DISH.
HOW MANY PIECES DO YOU WISH?>>BUBBLE GUM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I’D LIKE TWO, PLEASE.
MY MOUTH FEELS DRY.>>OH, HE’S A FEISTY ONE.
I LIKE THAT.>>WELL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
MR. NEGAN, IN MY LINE OF WORK WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR KNEES, DON’T
GIVE YOU BUBBLE GUM, THEY GIVE YOU PENIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>SHUT UP!
WELL. A N — NAMED NEGAN.
YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A STEPHANIE. YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE — THE
NEGRO LEAGUE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>STOP IT, YOU’RE KILLING HIM!>>THEM SOME UGLY ASS BOOTS YOU
GOT ON THERE. AS THE WHITE BOYS SAY ON THE
INTERNETS, WHAT ARE THOSE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>DRY, BRITTLE JERRY CURL, DISGRACE.
HA HA HA! LOOK AT THIS PASTY BASTARD.
>>OH GOD, NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>GOOD GOD HAVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT FOR YOURSELF.
MAN, THE [ BLEEP ] UP!>>WHAT DO YOU WANT, MONEY?
SEX?>>SEX ISN’T EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>I’LL TRY SOME SEX.
>>I HAVE A WIFE!>>WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>I HAVE A WIFE!
>>WHAT?>>I HAVE A WIFE.
>>OKAY! [ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON, THEN. ALL LIVES MATTER.
ALL OF US RIGHT?>>NO, YOUR BLACK LIVES DON’T.
>>KILL US FOR WHAT?>>WELL, WELL, WELL.
I KNOW THAT SMELL ANYWHERE. FRUSTRATION AND COCOA BUTTER.
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US SOME NEGRO MONSTERS.
PUT THAT BACK DOWN, MONKEY.>>MONKEY?
DON’T YOU REALIZE YOU’RE BLACK?>>FROM WHAT I HEAR, THIS HAT
WOULD SAY OTHERWISE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>IT’S UP TO AMERICA NOW, BOY.>>IT SURE IS.
>>WELL, I STAND CORRECTED. SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF YOU STILL
GOT SOME FIGHT IN YOU. THAT’S GOOD.
I LIKE THAT. MAKES IT MORE FUN.
YOU CAN BREATHE. YOU CAN BLINK.
YOU CAN CRY.>>OH!
>>YEAH. A LOT OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE
DOING SOME OF THAT.>>THANKS.
>>OH!>>WOW!
>>THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>TAKE IT LIKE A CHAMP! COME HERE, YOU!
>>STRIKE ONE.>>YEAH.
>>STRIKE TWO.>>ARRGH!
>>GOT TO BE FASTER THAN THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
MARTY, HELP ME OUT! ♪♪♪
>>NOTE TO SELF. REMIND ME TO TRY CRACK.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WE AS A NATION BEGIN TO HEAL,
THROUGH LAUGHING TOGETHER. FOR EVEN THOUGH OUR COUNTRY
SEEMS IRREVOCABLY SEVERED LIKE A MAN FROM HIS HEAD, LET MY
EXAMPLE PROVE THAT WE SHOULD CONTINUE TO MOVE FORWARD.
LET US SEE OURSELVES IN ONE ANOTHER.
FOR ONLY EVERYTHING CAN CONQUER HATE.
I AM EVERY MAN. I AM EVERY WOMAN.
IT’S ALL IN ME. ANYTHING YOU WANT DONE, BABY, I
DO IT NATURALLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>NOW LET’S BREAK OUT, Y’ALL. I ONLY GOT TWO MONTHS UNTIL THEY
TAKE AWAY MY HEALTH CARE. BODY, IF YOU WILL?
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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  1. You can’t get any better than this. Haha. I stopped watching the walking dead after that episode. It traumatized me and made my stomach knot up so bad. I love horror movies and gore but for some reason that episode fucked me up.

  2. I'm not going to lie I never watched and could never see the scene where Glenn was killed. And I still haven't to this day😓🙈

  3. My face muscles hurt!! 🤣😂🤣🤭👎😁🤣🤭😭🤭🤣😁😂🤣😂🤣🤭🤣😁😭🤣🤭🤭🤣😁🤣😊

  4. This is a perfect example of when something that could've been a 100 percent masterpiece got fucked up by politics.
    I'm not a Republican or Democrat, I am a person, I just dont understand why you would put yourself into one of those groups.

  5. So did anyone else catch the fact that when Dave!Negan says "you can blink", it cuts to the one character who's completely blind?

  6. It's so awesome not being able to hear Dave's material due to the audience laughing being so Goddamn loud. Because after all, we want to hear the audience laugh, not the punch line… Great job Sound Guy!

  7. Netflix should give Dave Chappelle his on Comedy Show again with complete freedom and give him a nice chunk of change to do it. Dave has the best comedy skits in the history of comedies. 🤣🤣

  8. No one’s going to mention how he was a happy head bouncing around with the Trump supporters and looking around at a bunch of crazy people with the Clinton supporters. Yeah that’s right you libtards, we got Chapelle on our side.

  9. Hahah this hat says otherwise hahahhha I love you Dave you make life funny again !!!! Thank you man watching you since half baked !!!

  10. Basically the last time I watched SNL…. their material is TIRED…. every day its just the same recycled jokes that the other tv shows have made all week… about the same most popular person in the world… which takes no talent or creativity to do.

  11. I don't care what people say..this guy is a clone..period..the real Dave would never be portrayed in a dress..call me crazy..but I believe the real true funny Dave Chappelle is not with us anymore…I know some people are gonna respond to this as negativity..but do your research..something is amiss.

  12. Dave is the only dude who can take pot shots at Trump and it’s ACTUALLY funny. Something that the libtard clowns consistently fail at. This dude is the GOAT.

  13. Every time they revealed one of his characters I kept saying O CRAP! O SNAP I FORGOT ABOUT HIM! THE GANGS ALL HERE HAHA

  14. Note to self: remind me to try crack 😆 😆 😆 Dave you've never ever let us down man thanks for this hands down Thee Funniest Thing of 2019

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