The market value of pot would go down, down, down if you legalize it then supersize it Right now, now, now! $4,000 an ounce That’s way too much $400 an ounce That’s ten times the blunts We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right! right now, now, now That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal For the needy people Right now, now, now Does it lead to harder drugs? No more than cigarettes No, absolutely not It leads to happiness We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now A photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball Uh, uh… That’s been sort of a signal like two men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The immediate implication is that they’re gay That’s all, I – I’ve known that for a long time And as soon as I saw that picture I knew the implication: She’s gay, she’s gay! I saw the allegation: she’s gay, she’s gay! Her sexual orientation Insignificant in her confirmation Is she gaaaaay? A lesbian, lesbian? Is she gaaaaaaaaaay?! A gay, gay lesbian? Is she gaaay? Gay! Is she gaaay? Gay! Is she gaaaaaay? A gay lesbian, lesbian! Gay, gay, gay, gay, like two men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The White House denies her gayness But she got Village People on her iPod playlist Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!…… Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little levity When we’re long on time and short on brevity There are posters of the Indigo Girls everywhere And I don’t–I like em too! We are deciding to make this a conversation, by the way Is she gaaaaaaay? we’re having a conversation about the implication of sexual orientation a silly allegation of extreme exaggeration and pointless information when it comes to confirmation You would have to smooooke Fourteen joints in 1960 Today minus 50! To get just as hiiiigh As in 2010 with just 1 joint Goin’ back in time always disappoints. Isn’t that amazing? It’s gonna be crazy in 2060 If we legalize marijuana It would be a very dark day In California Dark with smooooke Very bad idea Would it balance our budget? It would not! Half of voters favor legalizing pot If we legalize marijuana It would be a dark, dark day–very bad! A dark, dark best day I’d ever have A dark, dark, dark, dark day. It’s 4:20! I have a dentist appointment …at 5 o’clock and I–I’d prefer to be on time.