weed. lesbian allegaytions. // Auto-Tune the News #12

weed. lesbian allegaytions. // Auto-Tune the News #12


The market value of pot  would go down, down, down if you legalize it then supersize it Right now, now, now! $4,000 an ounce That’s way too much $400 an ounce That’s ten times the blunts We need to smoke a little more pot, right?  right! right now, now, now That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal For the needy people Right now, now, now Does it lead to harder drugs? No more than cigarettes No, absolutely not It leads to happiness We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now A photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball Uh, uh… That’s been sort of a signal like two men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The immediate implication is that they’re gay That’s all, I – I’ve known that for a long time And as soon as I saw that picture I knew the implication: She’s gay, she’s gay! I saw the allegation: she’s gay, she’s gay! Her sexual orientation Insignificant in her confirmation Is she gaaaaay?  A lesbian, lesbian? Is she gaaaaaaaaaay?! A gay, gay lesbian? Is she gaaay? Gay! Is she gaaay? Gay! Is she gaaaaaay?  A gay lesbian, lesbian! Gay, gay, gay, gay,  like two men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The White House denies her gayness But she got Village People on her iPod playlist Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!…… Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little levity When we’re long on time and short on brevity There are posters of the Indigo Girls everywhere And I don’t–I like em too! We are deciding to make this a conversation, by the way Is she gaaaaaaay? we’re having a conversation about the implication of sexual orientation a silly allegation of extreme exaggeration and pointless information when it comes to confirmation You would have to smooooke Fourteen joints in 1960 Today minus 50! To get just as hiiiigh As in 2010 with just 1 joint Goin’ back in time always disappoints.  Isn’t that amazing? It’s gonna be crazy in 2060 If we legalize marijuana It would be a very dark day In California Dark with smooooke Very bad idea Would it balance our budget? It would not! Half of voters favor legalizing pot If we legalize marijuana It would be a dark, dark day–very bad! A dark, dark best day I’d ever have A dark, dark, dark, dark day. It’s 4:20! I have a dentist appointment …at 5 o’clock and I–I’d prefer to be on time.

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  1. i miss this time of youtubes history .. now we get all these cheap lets play videos when these autotoon videos took time and effort and provided entertainment

  2. I noticed the lyrics in the description is not 100% accurate to the actual lyrics in the video itself. For example after the laughing/chortling/chuckling in the lesbian song it says "There's nothing wrong with a little levity, when we're short on thoughts and long on brevity." Where in the song goes "Ain't nothing wrong with a little old levity, waited a long time and short on brevity."

  3. I always have a little glimmer of nostalgia when I hear the Smo-oo-OO-oo-oke riff thing they do. Since it dated back to the early ATTNs.

  4. As good as the song is, the news segments make me disappointed in humanity. America is full of morons and there should be a IQ minimum for anyone in power

  5. We're having a conversation about the implication of sexual orientation a silly allegation of extreme exaggeration and pointless information when it comes to confirmation

  6. We're having a conversation about the implication of sexual orientation, a silly allegation of extreme exageration and pointless information when it comes to confirmation.

  7. California legalizing sales yesterday. Wow this video really shows how much things changed in almost a decade

  8. Great to see that 8 years later over half the country is either recreational or medicinal! Only a few more states to go!!

  9. Um I’ve known this video for eight years and I just realized he has an alarm set for 4:20 that goes off while he’s singing about pot.

  10. Haha I too, didnt understand the 420 joke til few years later. The year this video came out was the year I started smoking cannabis xD the days..

  11. This still goes round and round in my head and it’s been 7 years…A gay gay gay lesbian… genius. Then straight to the former drug addict bishop.

  12. "Going back in time always disappoints"

    NO! THESE SONGIFICATIONS ARE STILL ON MY HEAD AND THEY MAKE ME SING ALONG!
    2019 Hell yeah!

  13. I'm somehow coming back to these videos almost nine years later and I have to ask again, did anyone on this channel ever meet a person who's smoked marijuana in their lives?

  14. Its amazing how barely 9 years ago they could talk about this like this, but now they would face so much controversy

  15. I watched this when I was 9 I’m 20 yrs old now holy fuck this shit bumped when I was in elementary school

  16. God damn its incredible to think this song is this old. I remember watching it back in the day before it had any views lmao. You guys hold up incredibly for how long you guys have been on this platform making awesome music. The past 9 years has been amazing and here's to another amazing 9 🙂

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