What’s Wrong with This Picture? – SNL

What’s Wrong with This Picture? – SNL


>>>IT’S TIME TO PLAY “WHAT’S
WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.” [ APPLAUSE ]
HELLO, EVERYBODY, I’M YOUR HOST ELLIOTT PANTS.
WELCOME TO ANOTHER ROUND OF WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS LOOK AT A
PICTURE, TELL ME WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT.
IF YOU’RE RIGHT, YOU MIGHT WIN A TOYOTA BEEF.
THE FIRST CAR FOR THICK BOYS. CONTESTANTS, ARE YOU READY TO
PLAY? GINA?
>>YES, DADDY.>>I DON’T LIKE THAT.
STEVEN.>>I DIDN’T COME HERE TO MAKE
FRIENDS, BUT I WOULD LIKE IT TO HAPPEN.
>>OKAY. LOUIS?
>>WHAT’S UP?>>I’M INTRODUCING YOU.
>>OH, THANK YOU.>>OKAY.
I GUESS THIS IS WHO IS AVAILABLE AT 2:00 P.M. ON A WEEKDAY.
LET’S GO TO YOUR FIRST PUZZLE. WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT’S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE? THERE’S SOMETHING VERY WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE. CAN YOU SPOT IT?
>>OH, I GOT IT. THEY’RE SIBLINGS WHO KNOW THEY
SHOULDN’T HAVE KISSED.>>WHAT?
NO. THAT’S NOT CLOSE.
>>OH, MAN.>>LOUIS.
>>HER HAIR HAS TOO MANY SHRIMPS IN IT.
>>I’M SORRY. DID YOU SAY SHRIMP?
>>BY HER EARS ARE SHRIMP.>>NO, THOSE ARE HER PIG TAILS.
YEAH. THAT’S NOT SHRIMP.
GETTING A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THIS.
GINA.>>HE’S POINTING AT HER BUTT
DOOR AND EXPLAINING ITS FEATURES.
>>NO. SOMETHING IN THIS PICTURE IS
PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.>>THEY’RE GAY.
>>WHAT?>>BOYS AND GIRLS CAN’T BE GAY
ON EACH OTHER. THAT DON’T WORK.
HAS TO BE THE SAME.>>NO.
I’LL GIVE YOU A HINT. SOMETHING IS MISSING IN THE
PICTURE. LOUIS.
>>LOVE. PLUS THE KNOCKERS BEHIND THEM
DON’T HAVE NIPPLES.>>OKAY.
THAT’S A BUSH.>>THAT’S INAPPROPRIATE.
>>CAN YOU REALLY NOT SEE IT? THE SWING IS MISSING A ROPE.
>>THEN WHY ARE THEY SMILING?>>BECAUSE HIS JEANS LEAVE VERY
LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION AND THEY LIKE THAT.
>>WELL, THAT MADE ME ANGRY. ALL RIGHT.
HERE IS YOUR NEXT PICTURE. GINA.
>>YEAH, I GOT IT. SHE’S 4 YEARS OLD BUT THE
BOOBIES GREW TOO FAST.>>OH, MY GOD, NO.
>>THE TWINS ARE IN THE FISH TANK AND SHE CAN’T GET OUT.
>>THAT IS NOT A FISH TANK, THAT IS A MIRROR.
>>THEN WHERE ARE ALL THE FISH?>>I HATE YOU.
STEVEN.>>OH, I SEE IT NOW.
THE ANSWER IS SHE JUST DID BLACKFACE AND GOT AWAY WITH IT.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS SHE GOT THE JOB.
NOW WHAT?>>NO.
NOW, STOP IT. THE REFLECTION IS WEARING A
BELT. IT’S WEARING A BELT.
ALL RIGHT, NEXT.>>OH, I KNOW.
HER CHAIR IS EMPTY BECAUSE SHE JUST GOT RAPTURED.
BUT ONCE SHE GOT UP THERE, GOD DID A TWIRL AND HIS ROBE FLEW UP
AND SHE THINKS SHE SAW HIS THING.
>>GROSS! WRONG.
>>THE OBJECTS COME TO LIFE AT NIGHT BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
THEY’RE POOR.>>FOR THE LOVE OF —
>>THAT COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS AND I HATE TO TELL YOU BUT IT’S
AIDS.>>UH, ARE YOU OKAY, MR. PANT?
>>NO. AND IT’S PANTS.
LOOK AT THAT. WHAT IS THAT?
>>A DATE TENT?>>THAT IS NOT A TENT.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS JUNE 31st.
OKAY. WE’RE DOING EXACTLY ONE MORE OF
THESE. WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
>>OH, SHE’S WEARING ROLLERBLADES INSTEAD OF ICE
SKATES.>>OH, MY GOD, THAT’S RIGHT.
>>AND I THINK IT’S MY WIFE. CAN I SAY HI?
>>THAT IS A DRAWING. THIS HAS BEEN WHAT’S WRONG WITH
THIS PICTURE.>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>WE GOT TO START SCREENING THESE PEOPLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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  1. In the first picture, the missing rope isn't the only thing wrong with it. The boy is floating, you can tell by his shadow.

  2. Holy shit! I didn't believe it, but it's true! SNL is totally lame now. And compared to the rest of the crap of recent years, this sketch isn't that bad. Thank God that Dave still has a set of balls!

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